The 8th anniversary of the terrorist attacks of September 11th is today. This is generally a sad day for most. A day to remember the lives that were lost, the damage that was done and the numerous questions that still have not been answered.
I want to make sure that everyone knows that I went to Ground Zero twice between the time the towers were attacked and before they began building in it's place. It's was an emotional experience. I truly feel, as everyone does, very sad about what happened. I'm very emotional thinking about the people in the buildings and the families who lost loved ones. I have the utmost respect for the firefighters, doctors, members of the armed forces, families and the victims of this attack, but it's now time to revisit the topic: what really happened?
THE GOOD
There wasn't much good from this terrible day in history, but there were a few tremendous moments. Seeing firefighters run into the buildings to help people out was a great moment. Watching New Yorkers help and condole each other on the street was a sight I have never seen. Hearing about nurses and firefighters from all over North America, including Canada, drive down there to help out was phenomenal. Witnessing a nation, a nation with so many divides, come together in New York and Washington and all across the country was something very very special. It was incredible to see the world come together for that matter. God bless every person who helped out in any way they could. And, RIP all the individuals killed on this day a mere eight years ago.
THE BAD & THE UGLY
All the things that happened on September 11th 2001 just don't add up. This is the hardest things for most Americans to hear. They can't seem to wrap their heads around the fact that this was a scheme to scare America and to make money. George W. Bush had this plan, executed it and in turn returned for another term and made billions of dollars for the country.
Here are some interesting facts about 9/11:
- On September 10th, Condoleezza Rice called the Mayor of San Francisco to notify him not to fly the next morning...what a great example of blacks helping blacks!
- Owner of World Trade Center Building 7, Larry Silverstein signed a $3.2 billion, 99-year lease six weeks before the building went down. He also got a $3.4 billion insurance policy that specifically covered acts of terrorism....that Jew is living the high life now.
- That Tower 7 housed the CIA, IRS, Department of Defence and the Secret Service. The SEC was also storing 300-400 files that were investigating cases from Wall Street. All were destroyed....what a coincidence eh? PS - every other building in the area remained standing lol.
- Tower 7 was the 3rd building in history to fall because of internal fires. The first two were Towers 1 and 2 earlier that day....funny how that works.
- Firefighters, office workers, reporters, etc. said that there were multiple, smaller explosions after the planes hit. As if there were bombs in the building. The Towers had a surprise evacuation from the building a week before the 11th, where the government kicked everyone out and turned all the security cameras off....I wonder how many bombs George W. planted himself?
- The flight that went into the Pentagon has no evidence it was a plane. The government said that the fuel burned every trace of the plane, yet it's impossible for steel and titanium to vaporize from kerosene....more bullshit from the gov.
- Surveillance from the gas station, the Sheraton and the Virginia department of transportation which all have cameras facing that side of the Pentagon were confiscated within minutes by the FBI. Workers were told not to say a word....haha yeah, just keep this to yourself people.
There are so many signs that point to the government being behind this entire operation. One must think about a few things before accusing anyone of possibly being responsible for something this massive. You must ask: who had the motive and who benefits from this? Can anyone really tell me that Al Qaeda has benefited from this? Were they motivated to do this? And don't tell me Osama had videos saying he would attack. Those were fake too. Him signing papers with his right hand even though he's leftt handed. Wearing a big gold ring, something that is against Islamic law. And, the mere fact that in the video's it looks nothing like the Al Qaeda leader. Who could have benefited from this attack? THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!
George Bush and his administration are responsible. They lied, killed thousands of Americans and others around the world. But, what did he gain? Well, a reason would be to go look for oil. Maybe control of another country? How about to scare Americans into voting for him and possibly another term as President? Most importantly that the US was able to make billions and trillions of dollars off the so-called terrorist attacks of 9/11.
I'm sorry but this is the sad truth. The sooner we all realize this, the sooner we can get answers once and for all.
Again, to the victims...RIP, to their families...our prayers are with you always. God Bless!
Thanks for dropping by,
RP
*Thanks to LOOSE CHANGE for the facts. Please check out this INCREDIBLE documentary...you won't regret it.
RANDOM RANT
- the TORONTO INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL has arrived and I will have a big weekend wrap-up on Monday for y'all. Have a great weekend!
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Monday, September 7, 2009
SCREWING A CLAIMED WOMAN!
Well, I'm back from a week vacation. Took in some sun, booze, girls, bars, food...lots of food, and all in all a great time off. Glad to be back though!!
So, in the past we've talked about cheating. How you feel, what you should and shouldn't do, etc. But what happens when you sleep with someone who has a boyfriend and you're single?
There are people out there who feel really bad, almost as awful as if they themselves had cheated. Then there are others, like myself, who just don't give a shit.
If I'm single and a woman has a boyfriend and we decide to bang one night, well let's just say my conscience is clear. A small, very small, part of me feels bad for the poor loser who's girlfriend it is that I just railed and who's a whore but in the end a relationship like that may not work out in the end anyways...so fuck it.
There's a difference when you sleep with a married woman though. Marriage is something you shouldn't really fuck with. Has it happened to some of us? Of course. Would I recommend getting involved in that situation? Absolutely not. To many things can go wrong and could cause so many issues. Don't even get me started on a person who is married with kids. The whole MILF thing is definitely a turn on, but just go find that single soccer mom to play with rather than the risk of breaking up a family.
If a woman does indeed have a boyfriend and you're still interested in trying to get her into bed, don't worry, there's still a shot. You have to do three things. First, you must continue the conversation as if she never even mentioned her boyfriend. This confidence will shine through and the lack of questions or information you offer about her boyfriend will show that you don't find him to be any type of competition. Second, when she brings him up in conversation (she almost always will) it'll be in a naggy type of way. Through chatting with this chick for a while, you have built a trust. Therefore, she feels somewhat comfortable to maybe complain to you about his little cons. Take advantage of this. If she says "He just isn't as interested in the things I like anymore", then you must reply with a "Well, that sucks. Maybe you guys are just different." On top of that, you must revert back to something she mentioned she was interested in from earlier in the discussion. Example: shopping. Here's what the conversation will look like if the female mentioned shopping as one of the things she likes to do for fun earlier in the conversation:
Girl - "He just doesn't seem to want to be involved in anything I'm interested in anymore"
Guy - "Oh, that's no good. Maybe you guys are just drifting apart. Does he like shopping?"
Girl - "No, he hates it. He hates coming with me to the mall."
Guy - "That's not good at all. I LOVE SHOPPING. WE SHOULD GO SOMETIME."
As cheesy as that sounds, if it is said in that flirty manner I mentioned earlier it will show that you have a common interest, but most importantly it will show you were paying attention to everything talked about earlier in the conversation.
Finally, if those basic steps fail then you just have to resort to booze. Get her all boozed up, loosen her up to make some bad decisions and open up to you. This has definitely worked for millions of men around the world and y'all know that won't change anytime soon.
If you don't care about playing 'hide the tip' with a female who has a boyfriend then get out there and do some damage. Whether you must work hard for it or not, you can usually find a girl who will end up cheating on her boyfriend if she finds the right guy that night. HE could be YOU. There's only a few rules: NEVER bang a friend's girlfriend unless they want that extra cock flyin' around, don't do it with married women, and make sure you're discreet about it. Don't want to have some psycho fuck banging at your door at dick-head o'clock in the morning looking to chop off your little member.
Thanks for dropping by,
Rick Perch
So, in the past we've talked about cheating. How you feel, what you should and shouldn't do, etc. But what happens when you sleep with someone who has a boyfriend and you're single?
There are people out there who feel really bad, almost as awful as if they themselves had cheated. Then there are others, like myself, who just don't give a shit.
If I'm single and a woman has a boyfriend and we decide to bang one night, well let's just say my conscience is clear. A small, very small, part of me feels bad for the poor loser who's girlfriend it is that I just railed and who's a whore but in the end a relationship like that may not work out in the end anyways...so fuck it.
There's a difference when you sleep with a married woman though. Marriage is something you shouldn't really fuck with. Has it happened to some of us? Of course. Would I recommend getting involved in that situation? Absolutely not. To many things can go wrong and could cause so many issues. Don't even get me started on a person who is married with kids. The whole MILF thing is definitely a turn on, but just go find that single soccer mom to play with rather than the risk of breaking up a family.
Now, how you figure out if a girl is taken or not in a short period of time.
When you start chatting up a broad at a bar, you start connecting with this person and you can tell she's feelin' you too, but then drops that hideous "I have a boyfriend" comment...what do you do? Most gentlemen will continue the conversation and be happy to know they have a new friend. Most assholes will find a reason to take off within minutes. I mean, what's the point in sticking around if the girl isn't able to help out with the tent you're pitching under the table? This is why you have to bottom line it to the bitch immediately.
A lot of fools out there just don't have the confidence to even start a conversation with a member of the opposite sex, let alone drop the bottom line 5 minutes into a conversation. I'm not telling you to say "Are we going to fuck tonight or what?" No, no, no. You have to throw it into the conversation casually. An example is: the conversation's going well and she says to you "Yeah, I did go to The Killers concert last week, did you go?" Response, "No, I was volunteering at a homeless shelter. Who did you go with anyways? Your boyfriend?" That tiny, little comment/question in a flirty, non-intrusive, cute type of way will get you an answer without coming across as a creep...it's gold.If a woman does indeed have a boyfriend and you're still interested in trying to get her into bed, don't worry, there's still a shot. You have to do three things. First, you must continue the conversation as if she never even mentioned her boyfriend. This confidence will shine through and the lack of questions or information you offer about her boyfriend will show that you don't find him to be any type of competition. Second, when she brings him up in conversation (she almost always will) it'll be in a naggy type of way. Through chatting with this chick for a while, you have built a trust. Therefore, she feels somewhat comfortable to maybe complain to you about his little cons. Take advantage of this. If she says "He just isn't as interested in the things I like anymore", then you must reply with a "Well, that sucks. Maybe you guys are just different." On top of that, you must revert back to something she mentioned she was interested in from earlier in the discussion. Example: shopping. Here's what the conversation will look like if the female mentioned shopping as one of the things she likes to do for fun earlier in the conversation:
Girl - "He just doesn't seem to want to be involved in anything I'm interested in anymore"
Guy - "Oh, that's no good. Maybe you guys are just drifting apart. Does he like shopping?"
Girl - "No, he hates it. He hates coming with me to the mall."
Guy - "That's not good at all. I LOVE SHOPPING. WE SHOULD GO SOMETIME."
As cheesy as that sounds, if it is said in that flirty manner I mentioned earlier it will show that you have a common interest, but most importantly it will show you were paying attention to everything talked about earlier in the conversation.
Finally, if those basic steps fail then you just have to resort to booze. Get her all boozed up, loosen her up to make some bad decisions and open up to you. This has definitely worked for millions of men around the world and y'all know that won't change anytime soon.
If you don't care about playing 'hide the tip' with a female who has a boyfriend then get out there and do some damage. Whether you must work hard for it or not, you can usually find a girl who will end up cheating on her boyfriend if she finds the right guy that night. HE could be YOU. There's only a few rules: NEVER bang a friend's girlfriend unless they want that extra cock flyin' around, don't do it with married women, and make sure you're discreet about it. Don't want to have some psycho fuck banging at your door at dick-head o'clock in the morning looking to chop off your little member.
Thanks for dropping by,
Rick Perch
RANDOM RANT
- San Diego Charger, Shawne Merriman has been charged with assaulting Tila Tequila. According to him he was keeping her from driving drunk, to her he strangled her. I believe him, but their both fucked. PS - the proper way to spell his name is SHAWN/SEAN...where did that "E" come from you fucking moron? I guess it's not as bad as CHONE Figgins (sounds like Shawn).
- Girls who dress is white are usually the most gorgeous women on the planet. If you're hot and can pull it off then you up yourself to gorgeous. If you're decent looking then you improve to hot. Ladies, start wearing WHITE!
- If you didn't see the Oregon/Boise State football game this past weekend, that's fine. If you missed the highlight of the punch after the game then you're living in a fucking hole. The white dude deserves a suspension for taunting as well in my league. Check it out www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8ojSurhmEk&feature=fvw
- If you missed Ellen Degeneres today it was the start of her 7th season. What better way to kick it off than with David Beckham and Lady Gaga...amazing show!!
- The Toronto International Film Festival kicks off this Thursday. Hollywood, New York and the rest of the world will invade Toronto for just over 2 weeks. It's going to be huge. MEGAN FOX arrived on Tuesday and has been spotted all over with boyfriend Brian Austin Green who is in the city filming a movie. More TIFF news over the coming days.
NEXT BLOG - September 11th: Who Really Won? Also, the Toronto Film Fest, Gossip Girl, and so much more!
Thursday, August 27, 2009
THE CRAZY CAPE COD CHICK
*Warning. All stories I tell are true. They are from personal, friends or acquaintances experiences that I write. They are true and may contain vulgar words. Complaints about language, descriptions, etc. will not be tolerated and most likely laughed at. Opinions about the story are more than welcome!
This is a story about a friend, we'll call him "The Graduate" or "TG" and a young lady, we'll call her the "Cape Cod Chick" or "3C" that he had an interesting experience with.
A few years ago TG was at his graduation from uni. Being the social butterfly he is, TG was chatting up most of the people seated around him. Most of these people just happened to be women. The bastard lucked out.
Now, if you've graduated from any large institute you will know how BORING those fucking ceremonies are. Anyways, he began chatting to a nice (not hot enough) girl beside him. She was great and she, fortunately for him, had a boyfriend. As TG was chatting to her about being single, looking for someone to date, etc. the "nice girl" offered TG to talk with the hot blonde seated next to her. Like HOT. He obviously didn't hesitate and before you knew it TG was seated next to the pretty blonde girl...or soon to be know as 4C.
Long ceremony short, they both realized they were attracted to one another, enjoyed each others company and wanted to get together at another time. They exchanged numbers and went off with family and friends for photos.
A few days later TG decided to give her a shout. They arranged to meet up for lunch downtown, on a gorgeous patio, in a ritzy part of the city about a week and a half after originally meeting. Great weather, good company and a nice restaurant...it was going well. Overall, things went well, they had great conversation, flirting took place and 3C dropped him off at work.
Later that night after TG finished work, 3C called and ask him a question: "Do you want to come with me to Cape Cod? My parents have a time share that I'm going to use for 5 days. I'll drive and we can just have some fun for a week. You interested?" With TG being at a bar, pretty tipsy and knowing how well they had been getting along he took his chance and agreed. He mentioned to his co-workers of his plans and the response he received was not good. "Are you crazy?", "She must be a fucking psycho" and "You'll regret this decision dip shit" were all comments he heard, but he knew what he felt. He felt a connection.... and her being a hot blonde definitely didn't hurt.
So the day had finally come. They began driving to Cape Cod. Once they arrived they checked into their room and got settled. The first few days went great. Things were progressing slowly, but TG was getting a bit frustrated with the lack of ass he was getting. Sure, they were fooling around. A hand job one night. Fingers flying the next night. Both parties going south of the border another night. Whatever. Sex was not there....yet.
By the fourth night, it all came together. They decided to stay in with a big bottle of vodka, watch some TV and get what they both wanted...sex. TG initiated the touching by kissing her neck. She turned to him and started making out with him in a forceful, I want to bang, kind of way. 3C threw TG on the bed and hopped on top of him, straddling his half boner. It took about 3.1 seconds for her to get her shirt off and after that, clothes began to fly. Shirts were off. Pants were off. The fun was about to begin. After 3C got TG very horny, he turned her over and went down on her. Rubbing and licking made 3C cum and beg for him to be in her. After multiple positions, multiple orgasms, multiple shots of vodka and multiple sex sessions, the two of them passed out hard.
The next and final day of the trip, the two woke up naked and had a quick, still half drunk sex session and got ready for the beach. Things were different though. TG was annoyed with her complaining ways that began to shine through. 3C was pissed about his stand-off type of ways and dick head comments. Soon enough it was night and the two found themselves in the same situation as the precious night. Vodka....TV....sex, or was there? The vodka made TG tired and he was so turned off by her at this point that sex was not in the cards. They were both drunk and she wanted it. Wanted it bad. She was trying to be sexy but TG was having none of it. And, this is what sent the Cape Cod Chick over the edge...and what added that extra C to her name. 3C had now became 4C, the Crazy Cape Cod Chick.
The Crazy Cape Cod Chick began to get very angry for no apparent reason, going out of her way to start an argument. Knowing the type that TG is, he didn't just stand down so he was just adding fuel to the fire with smart ass comments. Believe it or not, it escalated so badly that 4C flipped out. Yelling, screaming, slapping and so much more. This chick was off her fuckin' head. She packed up her bags as TG sat on the couch, enjoying a vodka on the rocks and watching sports highlights thinking she wouldn't leave. As she kept packing, TG kept thinking "She won't leave me here in Cape Cod all alone." But as the bags got more full, the anger of 4C still at a high and the time passing, it became more clear that this bitch might try and strand him there. She was wasted and clearly couldn't drive, so when she bolted towards the door with her stuff, TG stepped in and grabbed her suitcase.
The door to the room was open and they were now in the hallway. TG was still trying to grab her bag, while saying "You can't drive you weirdo...you're fuckin' hammered." As he tugged her suitcase, her wrist got caught in the metal pull handle. She began to scream and cry like a fucking 4 year old child who just fell on the cement. It caused a MASSIVE scene. Soon enough, other residents were in the hallway and the hotel staff was present as well. After explaining the situation TG was offered to stay on the couch in the lobby while 4C returned her crazy, drunk ass to the room.
The morning came, early morning, way faster than anyone wanted and TG woke up with a stiff neck and burning eyes. It was just after 8:00am as he looked to make sure his suitcases were still beside him. He went to the front desk and asked if 4C was still in the room. The young lady at the counter informed him that she had left...about 30 minutes ago. TG thought "Holy shit, how the hell am I going to get home?" He then called the nut bar to find out how far she had driven. The first call resulted in a quick hang up. The next call didn't get to much further. The third call, basically the desperation plea for TG, ended with 4C telling him "I have a lot to think about. I'm on my way to IHOP and I'll call you when I finish." Ha ha ha are you fucking kidding me? What exactly is it about IHOP that was going to clear her head? After nearly 40 worrisome minutes she called back.
TG decided to take the high road, only because she had a car, and lie his way until she would come back. He apologized profusely, thanked her so much for the great week and even reminded her of the spark that got them there in the first place. This was all a bunch of crap, but hopefully would get himself home, TG thought. After a 15 minute conversation, which was TG basically saying "You were right, I was wrong" 4C agreed to drive him home instead of stranding him hours from home. Looks like she did have a bit of a heart. The drive home was quite silent. Discussions about music, sports, celebrities and anything neutral were the only thing on the menu for that ride.
She dropped him off at his house back in the city. She said she forgave him and even apologized for being nuts the night prior. They agreed to both call each other after a week or two of recuperation but it was all talk. Neither 4C nor TG called and that was it. A relationship that seemed to start with such promise, ended with a drunken night of psychotic behaviour from one and a tale of lies to hitch a ride home from another.
The main lesson learned here is one that we all have heard before. Never judge a book by its cover...good or bad. Although The Graduate thought he knew the Cape Cod Chick enough to vacation with her after a measly 2 weeks, he didn't. Therefore, the real woman came out and turned out to be something he didn't expect: the Crazy Cape Cod Chick. Also, we can all learn that amazingly hot looks will only make you happy in the short term. A great personality and physical appearance need to be balanced in order to find a true gem in the end.
Please feel free to leave your thoughts, advice, what you personally would have done in that situation or anything else that may come to mind. ALSO, please let me know if you enjoy a story like this or if you prefer the "debating" type post I put up.
Thanks for dropping by,
Rick Perch
RANDOM RANT
- Did anyone catch Heidi Montag's performance at the Miss Universe competition? Uhhhh you didn't miss much. It was an embarrassment. And Spencer thinks she is "the next Michael Jackson"? ha ha these two are so fucked it's helpless. PS - Congrats to Miss Venezuela for winning the competition. All those girls are stunninng.
- A total of 8 tornado's have been recorded as touching down in the Greater Toronto Area just last week. The mess for some is massive. Hopefully everything will get fixed eventually.
- Has anyone seen the TV show "Dating in the Dark?" It's hilarious. I love when people connect, then see who they've been talking to and aren't attracted to them. Physical attraction is a MUST in any relationship...no matter what.
- Advice for men: just because you're going out to a semi fancy to fancy type club doesn't mean wear black shoes, nice jeans, a long sleeve collared shirt and a blazer. Everyone has their own style, so it's hard for me to believe that all you jackasses LOVE wearing blazers ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
This is a story about a friend, we'll call him "The Graduate" or "TG" and a young lady, we'll call her the "Cape Cod Chick" or "3C" that he had an interesting experience with.
A few years ago TG was at his graduation from uni. Being the social butterfly he is, TG was chatting up most of the people seated around him. Most of these people just happened to be women. The bastard lucked out.
Now, if you've graduated from any large institute you will know how BORING those fucking ceremonies are. Anyways, he began chatting to a nice (not hot enough) girl beside him. She was great and she, fortunately for him, had a boyfriend. As TG was chatting to her about being single, looking for someone to date, etc. the "nice girl" offered TG to talk with the hot blonde seated next to her. Like HOT. He obviously didn't hesitate and before you knew it TG was seated next to the pretty blonde girl...or soon to be know as 4C.
Long ceremony short, they both realized they were attracted to one another, enjoyed each others company and wanted to get together at another time. They exchanged numbers and went off with family and friends for photos.
A few days later TG decided to give her a shout. They arranged to meet up for lunch downtown, on a gorgeous patio, in a ritzy part of the city about a week and a half after originally meeting. Great weather, good company and a nice restaurant...it was going well. Overall, things went well, they had great conversation, flirting took place and 3C dropped him off at work.
Later that night after TG finished work, 3C called and ask him a question: "Do you want to come with me to Cape Cod? My parents have a time share that I'm going to use for 5 days. I'll drive and we can just have some fun for a week. You interested?" With TG being at a bar, pretty tipsy and knowing how well they had been getting along he took his chance and agreed. He mentioned to his co-workers of his plans and the response he received was not good. "Are you crazy?", "She must be a fucking psycho" and "You'll regret this decision dip shit" were all comments he heard, but he knew what he felt. He felt a connection.... and her being a hot blonde definitely didn't hurt.
So the day had finally come. They began driving to Cape Cod. Once they arrived they checked into their room and got settled. The first few days went great. Things were progressing slowly, but TG was getting a bit frustrated with the lack of ass he was getting. Sure, they were fooling around. A hand job one night. Fingers flying the next night. Both parties going south of the border another night. Whatever. Sex was not there....yet.
By the fourth night, it all came together. They decided to stay in with a big bottle of vodka, watch some TV and get what they both wanted...sex. TG initiated the touching by kissing her neck. She turned to him and started making out with him in a forceful, I want to bang, kind of way. 3C threw TG on the bed and hopped on top of him, straddling his half boner. It took about 3.1 seconds for her to get her shirt off and after that, clothes began to fly. Shirts were off. Pants were off. The fun was about to begin. After 3C got TG very horny, he turned her over and went down on her. Rubbing and licking made 3C cum and beg for him to be in her. After multiple positions, multiple orgasms, multiple shots of vodka and multiple sex sessions, the two of them passed out hard.
The next and final day of the trip, the two woke up naked and had a quick, still half drunk sex session and got ready for the beach. Things were different though. TG was annoyed with her complaining ways that began to shine through. 3C was pissed about his stand-off type of ways and dick head comments. Soon enough it was night and the two found themselves in the same situation as the precious night. Vodka....TV....sex, or was there? The vodka made TG tired and he was so turned off by her at this point that sex was not in the cards. They were both drunk and she wanted it. Wanted it bad. She was trying to be sexy but TG was having none of it. And, this is what sent the Cape Cod Chick over the edge...and what added that extra C to her name. 3C had now became 4C, the Crazy Cape Cod Chick.
The Crazy Cape Cod Chick began to get very angry for no apparent reason, going out of her way to start an argument. Knowing the type that TG is, he didn't just stand down so he was just adding fuel to the fire with smart ass comments. Believe it or not, it escalated so badly that 4C flipped out. Yelling, screaming, slapping and so much more. This chick was off her fuckin' head. She packed up her bags as TG sat on the couch, enjoying a vodka on the rocks and watching sports highlights thinking she wouldn't leave. As she kept packing, TG kept thinking "She won't leave me here in Cape Cod all alone." But as the bags got more full, the anger of 4C still at a high and the time passing, it became more clear that this bitch might try and strand him there. She was wasted and clearly couldn't drive, so when she bolted towards the door with her stuff, TG stepped in and grabbed her suitcase.
The door to the room was open and they were now in the hallway. TG was still trying to grab her bag, while saying "You can't drive you weirdo...you're fuckin' hammered." As he tugged her suitcase, her wrist got caught in the metal pull handle. She began to scream and cry like a fucking 4 year old child who just fell on the cement. It caused a MASSIVE scene. Soon enough, other residents were in the hallway and the hotel staff was present as well. After explaining the situation TG was offered to stay on the couch in the lobby while 4C returned her crazy, drunk ass to the room.
The morning came, early morning, way faster than anyone wanted and TG woke up with a stiff neck and burning eyes. It was just after 8:00am as he looked to make sure his suitcases were still beside him. He went to the front desk and asked if 4C was still in the room. The young lady at the counter informed him that she had left...about 30 minutes ago. TG thought "Holy shit, how the hell am I going to get home?" He then called the nut bar to find out how far she had driven. The first call resulted in a quick hang up. The next call didn't get to much further. The third call, basically the desperation plea for TG, ended with 4C telling him "I have a lot to think about. I'm on my way to IHOP and I'll call you when I finish." Ha ha ha are you fucking kidding me? What exactly is it about IHOP that was going to clear her head? After nearly 40 worrisome minutes she called back.
TG decided to take the high road, only because she had a car, and lie his way until she would come back. He apologized profusely, thanked her so much for the great week and even reminded her of the spark that got them there in the first place. This was all a bunch of crap, but hopefully would get himself home, TG thought. After a 15 minute conversation, which was TG basically saying "You were right, I was wrong" 4C agreed to drive him home instead of stranding him hours from home. Looks like she did have a bit of a heart. The drive home was quite silent. Discussions about music, sports, celebrities and anything neutral were the only thing on the menu for that ride.
She dropped him off at his house back in the city. She said she forgave him and even apologized for being nuts the night prior. They agreed to both call each other after a week or two of recuperation but it was all talk. Neither 4C nor TG called and that was it. A relationship that seemed to start with such promise, ended with a drunken night of psychotic behaviour from one and a tale of lies to hitch a ride home from another.
The main lesson learned here is one that we all have heard before. Never judge a book by its cover...good or bad. Although The Graduate thought he knew the Cape Cod Chick enough to vacation with her after a measly 2 weeks, he didn't. Therefore, the real woman came out and turned out to be something he didn't expect: the Crazy Cape Cod Chick. Also, we can all learn that amazingly hot looks will only make you happy in the short term. A great personality and physical appearance need to be balanced in order to find a true gem in the end.
Please feel free to leave your thoughts, advice, what you personally would have done in that situation or anything else that may come to mind. ALSO, please let me know if you enjoy a story like this or if you prefer the "debating" type post I put up.
Thanks for dropping by,
Rick Perch
RANDOM RANT
- Did anyone catch Heidi Montag's performance at the Miss Universe competition? Uhhhh you didn't miss much. It was an embarrassment. And Spencer thinks she is "the next Michael Jackson"? ha ha these two are so fucked it's helpless. PS - Congrats to Miss Venezuela for winning the competition. All those girls are stunninng.
- A total of 8 tornado's have been recorded as touching down in the Greater Toronto Area just last week. The mess for some is massive. Hopefully everything will get fixed eventually.
- Has anyone seen the TV show "Dating in the Dark?" It's hilarious. I love when people connect, then see who they've been talking to and aren't attracted to them. Physical attraction is a MUST in any relationship...no matter what.
- Advice for men: just because you're going out to a semi fancy to fancy type club doesn't mean wear black shoes, nice jeans, a long sleeve collared shirt and a blazer. Everyone has their own style, so it's hard for me to believe that all you jackasses LOVE wearing blazers ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
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