Friday, July 3, 2009

Men and Younger Females

Why Do Men Truly Like Younger Women?

Have you ladies ever wondered, "Why do the men my age like younger girls?" It seems like a simple answer such as: she's in better shape than me, she has a cute innocence about her, or maybe even that she's more likely to not have had as many sexual partners. Every woman has her own opinion as to why most men prefer younger girls, but I'm going to tell you the truth as to why.

Men are very intrigued by younger women in both a physical and mental manner. There is clearly the thought by men, and it is usually true, that younger women have less experience with guys. Therefore, they come across cleaner, more fit and a lot more innocent which is a major turn on for men. The thought that a girl hasn't been with very many sexual partners is just as hot, if not hotter, than a women who is experience in the bedroom. This gives the male the thought that they are in control, being the elder person.

Another attractive quality that younger women carry is that they seem to look up to the male a little bit more than maybe a more mature woman. This meaning that since the male is older, he has had many more experiences in his life. Traveling, schooling, sexual experiences, etc. are all factors in the "experience" category. The interest that younger women show in a man's stories, without there being some sort of competition like you sometimes see with older women, is very sexy and appealing to the male. You feel in control and important. And what guy doesn't want to feel important?

Finally, I believe that men like women younger than themselves because the male is sometimes intimidated by a strong, confident, mature woman. This is clearly an issue with certain men and it is quite sad. If a man feels less superior to a women of similar or older age, then that man has problems with himself and is a pussy for resorting to younger women. Therefore, he resorts to younger women to make himself feel more important. Selfish and coward come to mind when I think of men who do that. Suck it up, get your shit together and go after girls of all ages and not just the poor innocent youngin's.

In the end, date who you like. Age shouldn't be an issue considering it is only a number. Maturity levels vary by the person and not by their age.

Be sure to tune in early next week to see my Matchmaker Reality TV Date debut.
Have a great weekend y'all and we'll see YOU on Monday! Cheers.

Thanks for dropping by,
RP

Thumbs Up: Thumbs up to Michael Jackson for leaving his greedy, asshole father out of his will. Ain't karma a bitch Dad? *Note: Michael Jackson memorial on Tuesday at 1pm.

Thumbs Down: Thumbs down to Sarah Palin. The Governor of Alaska is stepping down for no apparent reason. Reports indicate it's so she can focus on a bid for the 2012 Republican nomination for president. Ha ha. If that doesn't make you laugh then what does? On the bright side, at least that will be an even bigger win for President Obama and a guaranteed second term.

Song of the Day: Jason Mraz - I'm Yours

Quote of the Day: "If they offer me a US$35-million a year extension, I'll sign it right now. I won't even read the contract." - Shaquille O'Neal, Cleveland Cavaliers newest star.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

God Bless CANADA...& Here's Why! *Sports Special As Well*

First off, hope y'all had a great holiday Wednesday in Canada. If you didn't have the day off, hopefully you were able to enjoy your evening. Back to work today!

Canada Day is a day where all Canadians; white, black, Asian, Muslim, etc. celebrate our glorious nation that we all call home. As Canadians we are very proud and passionate to be from the Great White North, highlighted by people who travel...ya never want to be mixed in with those Yanks ha ha just kidding my American friends. This is a day to celebrate being Canadian but also to remember where it all began. Getting lost in the celebration is the fact that we must thank the generations of people, fighters, troops and others for allowing us to have the privilege to live in one of the safest, cleanest, friendliest places on the planet. God bless Canada!
* Please see a list of FAMOUS CANADIANS at the bottom of this blog.

Big Day in Sports

Yesterday was a pretty busy day in sports, specifically in the National Hockey League.

First off, Ottawa Senator Dany Heatley has rejected, for now, a trade that would have sent him to Edmonton. Who the hell does this assassin think he is? You demand a trade and now you want to pick and choose where you end up? I wouldn't want that prick on my team and I pray he doesn't make Team Canada's Olympic squad.

The Toronto Maple Leafs did what they said they would do...get tougher. They signed Mike Komisarek and Colton Orr, while also acquiring Garnet Exelby. Skill players will come eventually but Leafs GM Bryan Burke put his no bullshit, rough style stamp on this team. They have also signed Mikhail Grabovski to a three-year extension. Look for Brian Burke to make a huge pitch for Columbus' and Toronto native Rick Nash in a trade this season or if he makes it to free agency, then a huge contract offer will be on the table.

The Montreal Canadiens were also very busy. After acquiring Scott Gomez, they signed Mike Cammalleri to a 5-year, $30 million contract. Also, they put pen to paper with Brian Gionta on a 5-year, $25 million contract. Addition while subtracting does not usually work in sports. Therefore, I feel the Habs took a step sideways this off season so far and will struggle next year once again.

Marian Hossa, the bridesmaid and never the bride, scored huge with Chicago on a 12-year, yes 12 years, and $63 million. Are they crazy? He has never won a thing and disappears in crunch time. Ask Ottawa, Pittsburgh and Detroit. YIKES to this signing.

Vancouver was able to resign the Sedin sisters yesterday. The boys who can't go anywhere without the other will be in Hong-couver for the next 5 years at $61 million each...matching contracts...what a shocker. Look for them to disappear this season after signing their big contracts. Also, the Canucks lost their top D-man in Ohlund. Have the Canucks improved at all?

The Oilers are being handcuffed right now by the aforementioned asshole in Dany Heatley. They want him...bad. After Ales Kotalik who do they have to score? What will help is finally having a number one goalie after all these years. Nikolai Khabibulin has signed for 4 years and $15 million...a great deal.

There was much movement on the first day of free agency. Look for things to cool off while players sit and wait for contracts or mull over what they've been offered. Check tsn.ca for all the other transactions.

The NBA had a SLOW first day of free agency. All to report would be that Kobe Bryant did NOT opt out of his current contract, Ben Gordon left Chicago for Detroit and joining him in Motown will be Charlie Villaneuva.

The Canadian Football League started their season last night...WOO HOO. Toronto beat Hamilton and Montreal took care of the defending Champs in Calgary. No offence, but who cares? Let's get the NFL to Toronto and forget the CFL was ever here.

Thumbs Up: Thumbs up to all Canadians who got off their asses and went out to celebrate...wherever you may be in the world.

Thumbs Down: Thumbs down to Dany Heatley. Clearly this guy thinks he's the king for some odd reason. Having not won shit, killing his best friend while drunk driving and just being a greedy douche bag have gone to his head. You're a loser sir.

Quote of the Day: "Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted" - Asher Roth

Anyways, I will be back tomorrow with a great blog about WHY MEN LIKE YOUNG GIRLS. Get your answers here ladies. Also coming up early next week is the debut of my MATCHMAKER REALITY TV DATE. It will be posted very shortly. It is quite funny people. Finally, a shout out to Jonny B. Goode for helping out with the blog. Cheers mate.
Until tomorrow....

Thanks for dropping by.
RP

*Our favorite and most famous Canadians include:
Alexander Graham Bell - inventor of the telephone
James Naismith - inventor of basketball
Lorne Michaels - NBC
Wayne Gretzky - Hockey Player
Terry Fox - athlete who ran across Canada with no legs
Steve Nash - NBA player and 2-time MVP
Mike Weir - PGA golfer and Masters Champion
Peter Jennings - ABC Anchor
Joe Shuster - Creator of Superman
Jay Manuel - America's & Canada's Next Top Model judge and host
Bret Hart - wrestler
Conrad Black - Media mogul and jail bird

Actors:
Pamela Anderson, John Candy, William Shatner, Neve Campbell, Jim Carey, Kim Cattrall, Hayden Christiansen, Elisha Cuthbert, Michael J. Fox, Brendan Fraser, Ryan Gosling, Shenae Grimes, Tricia Helfer, Natasha Henstridge, Joshua Jackson, Eugene Levy, Evangeline Lilly, Rachel McAdams, Eric McCormack, Howie Mandel, Mike Myers, Sandra Oh, Matthew Perry, Jason Priestley, Keanu Reeves, Ryan Reynolds, Seth Rogen, Donald Sutherland, Kiefer Sutherland, Alan Thicke, Estella Warren, Alex Trebek, Paul Shaffer, and many more.

Musicians:
Drake, Bryan Adams, Paul Anka, Michael Bublé, Tom Cochrane, Leonard Cohen, Nelly Furtado, Robert Goulet, Kardinal Offishall, Diana Krall, Celine Dion, Nickelback, Billy Talent, Blue Rodeo, Avril Lavigne, RUSH, Alexis On Fire, The Trews, Our Lady Peace, Barenaked Ladies, Guess Who, Neil Young, Gordon Lightfoot, Anne Murray, Sum 41, The Tragically Hip, Sarah McLachlan and more.

AND of course: DAVID G. ELLIOTT

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

CANADA DAY SPECIAL EDITION - Sports Edition

Well, it is officially CANADA DAY! Happy 142nd Birthday to the glorious nation. Get out in red and white and be proud to be Canadian and remember all the men and women who lost their lives making this a safe, clean, respected and free nation! THANK YOU!

This blog will become a special Sports Edition with all the action about to start tomorrow with NBA and NHL free agency opening.


BREAKING NEWS at this hour - Dany Heatley has been traded to the Edmonton Oilers. In return, Ottawa will receive Andrew Cogliano, Dustin Penner and Ladislav Smid. Because this transaction will go through before midnight, Edmonton will be on the hook for the $4 million signing bonus he is due to receive on July 1st. (Dany Heatley is now sleeping on the offer. There was confusion on when the $4 million signing bonus was due. Seems that it is Wednesday night at 11:59pm is when it's due.)

A major signing only hours ago was Jay Bouwmeester agreeing to terms with the Calgary Flames on a 5-year deal worth $6.6 million per season. Good on Daryl Sutter for being able to get this done before the feeding frenzy tomorrow.

Considering it is CANADA DAY on Wednesday, look for the other 4 Canadian teams to be quite active in the free agent frenzy tomorrow beginning at noon. I'll have as many updates as possible as well as a round-up tomorrow night! ENJOY!

Stick it to an Ex...Any Way You Want!

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Over the years, all of us will date, have girlfriends/boyfriends, fall in love, blah blah bollocks. If you don't have relationships in any manner, well than you're one of three things. 1) Ugly, b) Just have no game or 3) you're both. Moving on.

What happens when you see this ex-flame of yours? Is he/she with their new partner? Are they showing interest in you still? Did it end in such a negative way that you want to avoid that person at all costs? Or have you both had to much to drink, been caught up in the moment and your ex-flame has become your Mr./Mrs "right now?" I'm here to tell you that you can make your encounter with an ex whatever you want it to be...for the most part.

The first situation would be to have everything seem awkward between the both of you. You may be picking up girls, or maybe your making out with a guy. It's a moment where both of you wish you hadn't seen one another. The best thing to do in this situation is to avoid long conversation. Say a quick 'hello' and 'hope all is well' then haul ass away from that person. Since you probably never wanted to run into that person in the first place, this will allow you to get the hell away before it becomes really awkward. Make it short and get back to that skank or meat head you were conversing with in the first place.

If there is a bit of flirting going on from your ex but you want no part of it, there are a few things you can do. Be rude. Be blunt. Lie. Look for a quick out. Another road to travel, if you want to be on the nicer side, would be to act like you would love to stay and chat but you have to get back to your friends or even better you're girlfriend/boyfriend. Whether you're an asshole or a saint, again get out of there quickly to avoid temptation.

The third scenario is an easy one. If things ended badly in the past, don't even attempt to make a connection. Those hard feelings towards one another will still be there and talking to your ex will only bring those emotions back.

Finally, and my personal favorite, is if you meet up and things are "like old times." You broke up with that person for reasons neither of you could control (to travel, going off to school, moving for a job, etc.) and now the attraction is back. Your sexual chemistry is at an all time high since you haven't banged in a long time, so take advantage of one another and in short, find a room and make it happen.

All of us have ex's. And I personally don't believe that you can be friends with an ex, unless you were friends before you started dating. Usually people will date and be in a relationship before even being friends. Therefore, being friends after a break-up is disastrous. Give it up people, when it's over, IT'S OVER!

BREAKING SPORTS NEWS

The Montreal Canadiens have acquired Scott Gomez from the New York Rangers in exchange for Chris Higgins. Is it just me or has Montreal been trying to unload Higgins for years?

Staying in Montreal, Mike Komisarek has decided to test the free agent waters. His agent says that while the Canadiens remain a team of interest to the Komisarek camp, he will indeed see what he can fetch on the open market.

Jonas Gustavsson, considered the best goaltender outside the NHL will not decide who to sign with before July 1st. He will take the next week or two before deciding. Toronto, Colorado, Dallas and San Jose are the only teams in the running.

Yao Update: Houston Rocket Centre, Yao Ming may be out of action for a while. Reports indicate that Yao's ankle injury is causing major delays in his rehabilitation process. He is said to possibly miss the entire 2009-10 season and his career may even be in jeopardy. The Rockets are now stuck in between a rock and a hard place with free agency starting on Wednesday. Stay tuned.

*NBA & NHL FREE AGENCY BEGINS TOMORROW!!!

Quote of the Day: "Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast." - Woody Allen

Perch Song of the Day: The woman with the most sex appeal, Lady Gaga - Paparazzi (remix)

Thumbs Up: Thumbs up to the Directors at the Wimbledon Tennis Championship for admitting to the world that "good looks" are taken into consideration when deciding which women will play at centre court...as it should be!

Thumbs Down: Thumbs down to the ridiculousness of showing RADIO shows on television. Why is it that 2 of the 3 main sports channels in Canadia show guys in the radio studio just talking? It's unacceptable and embarrassing.

Thanks for dropping by.

RP

Monday, June 29, 2009

The Weekend Round-Up: Death, gay fever, sex, sports and more!

*See welcome note below this post.

This past weekend sure had it's ups and downs.

The world lost a pair of legends late last week in Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett. These two could not have been more different, especially in the eyes of the public. FF was a blonde beauty who seemed to have a somewhat 'normal' life for a Hollywood starlet. She will be remembered for her beauty, pose and that heart twisting documentary about her path to the grave. Jacko on the other hand was well respected for changing the music scene with his trademark dance moves and exceptional voice. But, let's be real...this guy was fucked up. Black or white? Child molester or child provider? Many questions need to be answered but if he is remembered for his music, which he should be, then he had an amazing career cut short. But, it's a negative world out there and there will always be people who will remember some of his screwed up decisions and fall from grace. Poor bastard, it truly is a sad ending to one of the best performers and most influential people of all time.

Gay Pride - Fun For Everyone

This past week in Toronto, Canada was Pride week. Considered one of the biggest gay festivals in the world, people from around the globe descend on Toronto for a week full of parties. It concluded yesterday with the huge parade. Not being a full supporter of over the top, flamboyant gay activity, I still must say that this is one of the greatest parties in the world and fun for just about anyone. Gays, lesbians, trangender, straight, adults, children...everyone is out for a good time, including hundreds of straight, smoking hot women. Bars extended their drinking licences until 4am and this festival is a time to take a day to step out of your element and enjoy something truly exotic and different. Cheers to gay people around the world for definitely knowing how to put on a great party. But who exactly is going to be cleaning up the streets?

Week 2 - Garbage Strike

That brings us to the lazy-ass, public working dirt bags who are holding this city hostage by being on strike. This includes the suspension of garbage removal, ferry rides to the T.O. islands and many other public services. Unions are bull shit...period. Union workers don't know how good they have it especially in this economic crisis. For fucks sake, I wouldn't be able to get a job right now selling my body to a group of gay gang bangers for a penny. The garbage issue in particular makes the city look bad to tourists and upsets everyone living here. It's a joke. Get back to work you clowns before we bombard you with used condoms from Pride week.

SEX - the impact on a new relationship

Have you ever been dating someone and everything is going well, then you sleep with them? What happens then? Obviously everyone who has had sex, loves it (or you should and if you don't you have major issues) but is it possible that sex can end a relationship that is in the early dating stages? I think it's usually inevitable. When you start datingf someone, men - we try so hard. Buy this, buy that. Laugh here, laugh there. Thinking about your next move at all times. What is your end goal? Girlfriend? A no strings attached partner? Marriage? It's all bull shit. You want to get laid. End of story. I would go as far as saying it takes a solid 2, 3 even 4 months before a guy is mentally committed to a relationship beyond the sexual aspect. If the sex is good and it's with a cool girl then things will continue. But, if the sex is bad in the beginning I guarantee that most men will end things with that female...no matter what. As men, we do like the chase. If a guy says he hates the chase, he's lying. As bad as it may sound, we like to feel like we've accomplished something. That's how we are. Sorry ladies, but it's true. This DOESN'T mean that a guy doesn't truly like the gal, but it is still a conquering feeling once you have had sex with a girl you're dating. The pro to having sex early is that you will find out right away if there is that sexual chemistry that every good relationship needs. The con of having sex early is the risk that the male, or even female, will be missing out on that sexy, mysterious "chase", which in the end makes good sex, great sex. It also gives more potential to a relationship blossoming. It's a fine line, but ladies, if you're interested in a long term boyfriend I recommend taking more than a date or two before sleeping with him. Don't be a whore and don't be a prude...it's that fine line you need to be aware of. Sorry to cock block you men out there, but you'll appreciate the chase in the long run.

Sports Round-Up

The NBA draft was last Thursday. No surprise to see Blake Griffin go #1 to the LA Clippers. Reports indicate Ricky Rubio (5th overall) may not join Minnesota this season. Toronto took DeMar DeRozan who scouts say has the most potential in the draft. He should step right into the Raps rotation. VC to Orlando. Shaq to Cleveland...wow. I definitely recommend anyone with Twitter to follow Ron Artest's tweets. Hilarious.

The NHL draft was Friday night. Another no surprise at #1 - John Tavaras heads to the Island. Hedman at 2, Duschene at 3. A lot of talk but no trades.
Important date this week - FREE Agency starts July 1st. Enjoy the action.

Top Movie of the Weekend

TRANSFORMERS 2 -what male wouldn't pay $10 to see Megan fox run around in a tank top and booty shorts? Can you say hottest women in Hollywood? As the famous Lloyd Christmas quote says "Suck me sideways."
Perch Song of the Day: Katy Perry - Waking up in Vegas

Quote of the Day: Ron Artest - "King of Pop, Farrah Fawcett, Billy Mays...bad week to be black, female, or have a beard. Oprah better watch her step."

Thumbs Up - Thumbs up to the much anticipated Bruno movie for cutting out the scene mocking the Jackson family. Deep down Sacha Baron Cohen is a class act!

Thumbs Down - Thumbs down to Michael Jackson's father. AT the BET Awards on Sunday night he took the time on the red carpet to promote his record label/company. Are you fucking kidding me you selfish, greedy, asshole.

Thanks for dropping by.

RP