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Over the years, all of us will date, have girlfriends/boyfriends, fall in love, blah blah bollocks. If you don't have relationships in any manner, well than you're one of three things. 1) Ugly, b) Just have no game or 3) you're both. Moving on.
What happens when you see this ex-flame of yours? Is he/she with their new partner? Are they showing interest in you still? Did it end in such a negative way that you want to avoid that person at all costs? Or have you both had to much to drink, been caught up in the moment and your ex-flame has become your Mr./Mrs "right now?" I'm here to tell you that you can make your encounter with an ex whatever you want it to be...for the most part.
The first situation would be to have everything seem awkward between the both of you. You may be picking up girls, or maybe your making out with a guy. It's a moment where both of you wish you hadn't seen one another. The best thing to do in this situation is to avoid long conversation. Say a quick 'hello' and 'hope all is well' then haul ass away from that person. Since you probably never wanted to run into that person in the first place, this will allow you to get the hell away before it becomes really awkward. Make it short and get back to that skank or meat head you were conversing with in the first place.
If there is a bit of flirting going on from your ex but you want no part of it, there are a few things you can do. Be rude. Be blunt. Lie. Look for a quick out. Another road to travel, if you want to be on the nicer side, would be to act like you would love to stay and chat but you have to get back to your friends or even better you're girlfriend/boyfriend. Whether you're an asshole or a saint, again get out of there quickly to avoid temptation.
The third scenario is an easy one. If things ended badly in the past, don't even attempt to make a connection. Those hard feelings towards one another will still be there and talking to your ex will only bring those emotions back.
Finally, and my personal favorite, is if you meet up and things are "like old times." You broke up with that person for reasons neither of you could control (to travel, going off to school, moving for a job, etc.) and now the attraction is back. Your sexual chemistry is at an all time high since you haven't banged in a long time, so take advantage of one another and in short, find a room and make it happen.
All of us have ex's. And I personally don't believe that you can be friends with an ex, unless you were friends before you started dating. Usually people will date and be in a relationship before even being friends. Therefore, being friends after a break-up is disastrous. Give it up people, when it's over, IT'S OVER!
BREAKING SPORTS NEWS
The Montreal Canadiens have acquired Scott Gomez from the New York Rangers in exchange for Chris Higgins. Is it just me or has Montreal been trying to unload Higgins for years?
Staying in Montreal, Mike Komisarek has decided to test the free agent waters. His agent says that while the Canadiens remain a team of interest to the Komisarek camp, he will indeed see what he can fetch on the open market.
Jonas Gustavsson, considered the best goaltender outside the NHL will not decide who to sign with before July 1st. He will take the next week or two before deciding. Toronto, Colorado, Dallas and San Jose are the only teams in the running.
Yao Update: Houston Rocket Centre, Yao Ming may be out of action for a while. Reports indicate that Yao's ankle injury is causing major delays in his rehabilitation process. He is said to possibly miss the entire 2009-10 season and his career may even be in jeopardy. The Rockets are now stuck in between a rock and a hard place with free agency starting on Wednesday. Stay tuned.
*NBA & NHL FREE AGENCY BEGINS TOMORROW!!!
Quote of the Day: "Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast." - Woody Allen
Perch Song of the Day: The woman with the most sex appeal, Lady Gaga - Paparazzi (remix)
Thumbs Up: Thumbs up to the Directors at the Wimbledon Tennis Championship for admitting to the world that "good looks" are taken into consideration when deciding which women will play at centre court...as it should be!
Thumbs Down: Thumbs down to the ridiculousness of showing RADIO shows on television. Why is it that 2 of the 3 main sports channels in Canadia show guys in the radio studio just talking? It's unacceptable and embarrassing.
Thanks for dropping by.
RP
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