Many of you are probably thinking that this is going to be solely ripping on guys who can't perform in the sack. But, in actual fact we're going to also explore the possibility of a chick not being able to get a guy horny enough to fuck. That or she does something or has something that turns a guy off and makes the little guy go limp.
It is very rare for a young man between the ages of 16-40 to have trouble getting a hard on with the help of a female companion for absolutely no reason. Usually, men of all ages will find it hard to perform with a floppy balloon, rather than that much needed erection when they have been out on the town for the evening.
I believe that there are three reasons why a man will have issues slipping a lady the t-bone. There is whisky dick, worn-out dick and of course, shy guy dick.
Being drunk at a bar and meeting someone is not out of the ordinary. Going home with that person is a little more difficult. Sealing the deal is even more difficult. And, making it very enjoyable for a woman, in your drunken state, can be damn near impossible. But, something that happens to us men more often than you think is the good ol' whisky dick. After being out at a bar all night, drinking, socializing, etc. can take its toll. With the drunken slug in your pants, it can be as easy as taking a break for a while before being able to get it up or that it's just not happening that night. RP advice: go to sleep, forget you ever tried and slam the hell out of the bitch in the morning so you MAY have a chance to return another time.
Having a worn-out dick is exactly as advertised: the worm is tired. If you have been having sex all day or a few times throughout the day and you go out and are able to snag another hoe from the bar, well you may find yourself unable to pitch a tent. This is due to the fact that you're just out of steam. Period. The same can be said for someone who has spent the entire day tugging the shlong, not thinking they're going to get laid that night, and ends up back at home with a woman and can't perform. RP Advice: Jerk yourself off. Get the girl to talk dirty, lick your neck, scratch the back of your head...basically anything that will turn you on while jerking off. If this fails, think of your favorite porn star taking it from a thick stick while screaming your name. If THIS fails, give up. Do exactly what you would do in the case of whisky dick.
The final reason for being unable to get it up is the most simplistic. You're too shy. If you're with a woman who you know has a ton of experience and you have very minimal, you may run into this problem. The men who can't seem to erect the ship because they are too shy need to block everything out and just DO IT. RP Advice: shy, loser guy with no experience, get the fuck out there, find a fuck buddy and ensure that you won't disappoint a woman again. There are always some women out there who find it cute to be able to teach an inexperienced dud like yourself.
So we've looked at the reasons why men run into trouble...by fault of their own. But, what about the women? It can't be entirely the man's fault can it? No, it can't.
Maybe the guy gets back to the woman's place, she goes to change and he sobers up a bit and realizes just how ugly the girl is. Boner gone. Or what if the couple is fooling around there is something that just turns the male off? Balloon popped. Maybe she has minor side burns that hadn't been noticed until the bedroom. The possibility of losing your woody may be blamed on something ugly or disgusting about the woman. Her roast beef curtains just aren't as appetizing as a good ol' roast beef sandwich. The cottage cheese you notice looks better on a salad rather than her ass. And maybe, just maybe realizing that you will have to wake up beside the hideous beast will end all hopes of setting sail that evening.
I realize it's far fetched to blame women for their faults. The women may not like everything about the lad either. But, the difference is women are able to open their legs and let it happen. As men, we need to make sure our equipment is in top form every time we hit the town. Who knows when you'll need to step up and take care of business? The answer is no one. And what's even more true is that every man in the world will have his nights of not being able to pleasure with their rod. RP Advice: if you're unable to use the big stick, learn how to use your fingers and tongue to perfection. Women will forget about the sex if you can still pleasure them like crazy with other parts of your body.
Thanks for dropping by,
Rick Perch
RANDOM RANT
- this is the best time of year to be a sports fan. We have playoff baseball upon us, NHL hockey is about to begin, the NBA will be starting training camp in the next week and the NFL and College Football is in full swing. Ladies, if you have a boyfriend who likes sports then say goodbye to him for the winter. If you have a boyfriend who doesn't like sports...he's probably a homo.
- also, television shows are beginning and you don't want to miss out. Gossip Girl obviously tops them all with other shows like Cougar Town, The City, The Hills, Grey's, 30 Rock and many more are underway or will be shortly.
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
PART 2 - The Toronto International Film Festival Round-Up
Sorry about the delay. This blogging gig and working on a novel just doesn't pay the bills, so I've been trying to work out a job for myself which has intensified recently. Apologies.
The 34th edition of TIFF wrapped up this past Sunday and this might have been the greatest, most star-studded affairs in the fests history.
Rick Perch
Another actor who is no stranger to Toronto, Penelope Cruz lit up the red carpet. She looked absolutely stunning in this bright teal dress. We'll welcome her back with open arms if she keeps giving us photos like this.
TORONTO INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL 2009
The 34th edition of TIFF wrapped up this past Sunday and this might have been the greatest, most star-studded affairs in the fests history. Beginning the 9-day fest was the early arrival of the hottest woman on the planet, according to many, Megan Fox. She was in town a few days before the festival began to hang out with Bryan Austin Green, her on again, off again boyfriend. he's in town filming a movie. She then had the world premiere for her film "Jennifer's Body." Mixed reviews were given, but anyone that hot who is kissing another woman in the film deserves an award in my book. Nudity in the film would have guaranteed a Oscar.
George Clooney arrived in town early as well. The getting better with age star was at TIFF for two flicks and was here for almost a week. He signed autographs for the stalkers in Yorkville and truly charmed all the interviewers on the red carpet.
Then it was time for Clooney's boyfriend to appear. Matt Damon showed up in Toronto with his stunning wife. He had his movie "The Informant" premiering, as well as the annual Charity Gala that he hosts in Toronto.
The biggest and craziest crowds were saved for the richest woman on the planet...Oprah. Her film "Precious" premiered at TIFF and has already been received Oscar recognition. On top of the positive reviews, the TIFF recognized "Precious" as the Fans Choice for Best Movie. This could be all the talk at the Oscars, and the buzz, like many other films, gained its buzz in T.O.
Throughout the nine incredible days in Toronto, actors and fans alike had a great time. Many celebrities were overheard telling others how great the city and the fest was going. One actress mentioned that she had heard from past attendees that you don't even need a hotel because you barely get any sleep, and she confirmed that to ET Canada on the final day of the fest.
Toronto was definitely bumping all week with the likes of Ricky Gervais, Jennifer Connolly, Chris Rock, Naomi Watts, Natalie Portman, Jennifer Garner, Mariah Carey, Bill Murray, Drew Berrymore, Hugh Hefner, Ewan McGregor, Robert Duvall, Ellen Page, Colin Farrell, Colin Firth, Michael Caine, Nicholas Cage, Michael Cera, Mini-Me, Lisa Kudrow, Keanu Reeves, Eve, Rob Lowe, Kerry Washington, Julianne Moore, Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher, Suzanne Somers, Mary J Blige, Woody Harrelson, Amanda Seyfried, Michael Douglas and so so so many more donning Hollywood North!!
With TIFF being known by many as "The People's Festival" as well as known by the actors as the most important fest because it is where movies premiere in order to start their run towards the Oscars, Toronto has the opportunity to grow even further. Toronto audiences have also been praised by all actors as very smart and honest. The stars love this fest for the films, the city and of course the hundreds of incredible parties that take place.
We here in Toronto are looking forward to TIFF 2010 when the amazing Bell Lightbox, the new home of TIFF will rise high into the Toronto skyline and give movie goers a top of the line headquarters for TIFF. See you all in September 2010!!
Thanks for dropping by,
Rick PerchBest Dressed Male - Colin Farrell
Not only did he confront a photographer and yell at him for telling his sister to "Get out of the way", but this guy did it in style. He's in Toronto every year for TIFF whether he has a film or not and he loves to stir it up.
Best Dressed Female - Penelope Cruz
Another actor who is no stranger to Toronto, Penelope Cruz lit up the red carpet. She looked absolutely stunning in this bright teal dress. We'll welcome her back with open arms if she keeps giving us photos like this.
Honourable Mention - Demi Moore
Demi looked absolutely stunning in her yellow dress. Even when her hubby let her do the red carpet thing on her own she still mesmerized the minds of on lookers.
Thursday, September 10, 2009
REMEMBERING 9/11 - The Good, the Bad and the UGLY!
The 8th anniversary of the terrorist attacks of September 11th is today. This is generally a sad day for most. A day to remember the lives that were lost, the damage that was done and the numerous questions that still have not been answered.
I want to make sure that everyone knows that I went to Ground Zero twice between the time the towers were attacked and before they began building in it's place. It's was an emotional experience. I truly feel, as everyone does, very sad about what happened. I'm very emotional thinking about the people in the buildings and the families who lost loved ones. I have the utmost respect for the firefighters, doctors, members of the armed forces, families and the victims of this attack, but it's now time to revisit the topic: what really happened?
THE GOOD
There wasn't much good from this terrible day in history, but there were a few tremendous moments. Seeing firefighters run into the buildings to help people out was a great moment. Watching New Yorkers help and condole each other on the street was a sight I have never seen. Hearing about nurses and firefighters from all over North America, including Canada, drive down there to help out was phenomenal. Witnessing a nation, a nation with so many divides, come together in New York and Washington and all across the country was something very very special. It was incredible to see the world come together for that matter. God bless every person who helped out in any way they could. And, RIP all the individuals killed on this day a mere eight years ago.
THE BAD & THE UGLY
All the things that happened on September 11th 2001 just don't add up. This is the hardest things for most Americans to hear. They can't seem to wrap their heads around the fact that this was a scheme to scare America and to make money. George W. Bush had this plan, executed it and in turn returned for another term and made billions of dollars for the country.
Here are some interesting facts about 9/11:
- On September 10th, Condoleezza Rice called the Mayor of San Francisco to notify him not to fly the next morning...what a great example of blacks helping blacks!
- Owner of World Trade Center Building 7, Larry Silverstein signed a $3.2 billion, 99-year lease six weeks before the building went down. He also got a $3.4 billion insurance policy that specifically covered acts of terrorism....that Jew is living the high life now.
- That Tower 7 housed the CIA, IRS, Department of Defence and the Secret Service. The SEC was also storing 300-400 files that were investigating cases from Wall Street. All were destroyed....what a coincidence eh? PS - every other building in the area remained standing lol.
- Tower 7 was the 3rd building in history to fall because of internal fires. The first two were Towers 1 and 2 earlier that day....funny how that works.
- Firefighters, office workers, reporters, etc. said that there were multiple, smaller explosions after the planes hit. As if there were bombs in the building. The Towers had a surprise evacuation from the building a week before the 11th, where the government kicked everyone out and turned all the security cameras off....I wonder how many bombs George W. planted himself?
- The flight that went into the Pentagon has no evidence it was a plane. The government said that the fuel burned every trace of the plane, yet it's impossible for steel and titanium to vaporize from kerosene....more bullshit from the gov.
- Surveillance from the gas station, the Sheraton and the Virginia department of transportation which all have cameras facing that side of the Pentagon were confiscated within minutes by the FBI. Workers were told not to say a word....haha yeah, just keep this to yourself people.
There are so many signs that point to the government being behind this entire operation. One must think about a few things before accusing anyone of possibly being responsible for something this massive. You must ask: who had the motive and who benefits from this? Can anyone really tell me that Al Qaeda has benefited from this? Were they motivated to do this? And don't tell me Osama had videos saying he would attack. Those were fake too. Him signing papers with his right hand even though he's leftt handed. Wearing a big gold ring, something that is against Islamic law. And, the mere fact that in the video's it looks nothing like the Al Qaeda leader. Who could have benefited from this attack? THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!
George Bush and his administration are responsible. They lied, killed thousands of Americans and others around the world. But, what did he gain? Well, a reason would be to go look for oil. Maybe control of another country? How about to scare Americans into voting for him and possibly another term as President? Most importantly that the US was able to make billions and trillions of dollars off the so-called terrorist attacks of 9/11.
I'm sorry but this is the sad truth. The sooner we all realize this, the sooner we can get answers once and for all.
Again, to the victims...RIP, to their families...our prayers are with you always. God Bless!
Thanks for dropping by,
RP
*Thanks to LOOSE CHANGE for the facts. Please check out this INCREDIBLE documentary...you won't regret it.
RANDOM RANT
- the TORONTO INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL has arrived and I will have a big weekend wrap-up on Monday for y'all. Have a great weekend!
I want to make sure that everyone knows that I went to Ground Zero twice between the time the towers were attacked and before they began building in it's place. It's was an emotional experience. I truly feel, as everyone does, very sad about what happened. I'm very emotional thinking about the people in the buildings and the families who lost loved ones. I have the utmost respect for the firefighters, doctors, members of the armed forces, families and the victims of this attack, but it's now time to revisit the topic: what really happened?
THE GOOD
There wasn't much good from this terrible day in history, but there were a few tremendous moments. Seeing firefighters run into the buildings to help people out was a great moment. Watching New Yorkers help and condole each other on the street was a sight I have never seen. Hearing about nurses and firefighters from all over North America, including Canada, drive down there to help out was phenomenal. Witnessing a nation, a nation with so many divides, come together in New York and Washington and all across the country was something very very special. It was incredible to see the world come together for that matter. God bless every person who helped out in any way they could. And, RIP all the individuals killed on this day a mere eight years ago.
THE BAD & THE UGLY
All the things that happened on September 11th 2001 just don't add up. This is the hardest things for most Americans to hear. They can't seem to wrap their heads around the fact that this was a scheme to scare America and to make money. George W. Bush had this plan, executed it and in turn returned for another term and made billions of dollars for the country.
Here are some interesting facts about 9/11:
- On September 10th, Condoleezza Rice called the Mayor of San Francisco to notify him not to fly the next morning...what a great example of blacks helping blacks!
- Owner of World Trade Center Building 7, Larry Silverstein signed a $3.2 billion, 99-year lease six weeks before the building went down. He also got a $3.4 billion insurance policy that specifically covered acts of terrorism....that Jew is living the high life now.
- That Tower 7 housed the CIA, IRS, Department of Defence and the Secret Service. The SEC was also storing 300-400 files that were investigating cases from Wall Street. All were destroyed....what a coincidence eh? PS - every other building in the area remained standing lol.
- Tower 7 was the 3rd building in history to fall because of internal fires. The first two were Towers 1 and 2 earlier that day....funny how that works.
- Firefighters, office workers, reporters, etc. said that there were multiple, smaller explosions after the planes hit. As if there were bombs in the building. The Towers had a surprise evacuation from the building a week before the 11th, where the government kicked everyone out and turned all the security cameras off....I wonder how many bombs George W. planted himself?
- The flight that went into the Pentagon has no evidence it was a plane. The government said that the fuel burned every trace of the plane, yet it's impossible for steel and titanium to vaporize from kerosene....more bullshit from the gov.
- Surveillance from the gas station, the Sheraton and the Virginia department of transportation which all have cameras facing that side of the Pentagon were confiscated within minutes by the FBI. Workers were told not to say a word....haha yeah, just keep this to yourself people.
There are so many signs that point to the government being behind this entire operation. One must think about a few things before accusing anyone of possibly being responsible for something this massive. You must ask: who had the motive and who benefits from this? Can anyone really tell me that Al Qaeda has benefited from this? Were they motivated to do this? And don't tell me Osama had videos saying he would attack. Those were fake too. Him signing papers with his right hand even though he's leftt handed. Wearing a big gold ring, something that is against Islamic law. And, the mere fact that in the video's it looks nothing like the Al Qaeda leader. Who could have benefited from this attack? THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!
George Bush and his administration are responsible. They lied, killed thousands of Americans and others around the world. But, what did he gain? Well, a reason would be to go look for oil. Maybe control of another country? How about to scare Americans into voting for him and possibly another term as President? Most importantly that the US was able to make billions and trillions of dollars off the so-called terrorist attacks of 9/11.
I'm sorry but this is the sad truth. The sooner we all realize this, the sooner we can get answers once and for all.
Again, to the victims...RIP, to their families...our prayers are with you always. God Bless!
Thanks for dropping by,
RP
*Thanks to LOOSE CHANGE for the facts. Please check out this INCREDIBLE documentary...you won't regret it.
RANDOM RANT
- the TORONTO INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL has arrived and I will have a big weekend wrap-up on Monday for y'all. Have a great weekend!
Monday, September 7, 2009
SCREWING A CLAIMED WOMAN!
Well, I'm back from a week vacation. Took in some sun, booze, girls, bars, food...lots of food, and all in all a great time off. Glad to be back though!!
So, in the past we've talked about cheating. How you feel, what you should and shouldn't do, etc. But what happens when you sleep with someone who has a boyfriend and you're single?
There are people out there who feel really bad, almost as awful as if they themselves had cheated. Then there are others, like myself, who just don't give a shit.
If I'm single and a woman has a boyfriend and we decide to bang one night, well let's just say my conscience is clear. A small, very small, part of me feels bad for the poor loser who's girlfriend it is that I just railed and who's a whore but in the end a relationship like that may not work out in the end anyways...so fuck it.
There's a difference when you sleep with a married woman though. Marriage is something you shouldn't really fuck with. Has it happened to some of us? Of course. Would I recommend getting involved in that situation? Absolutely not. To many things can go wrong and could cause so many issues. Don't even get me started on a person who is married with kids. The whole MILF thing is definitely a turn on, but just go find that single soccer mom to play with rather than the risk of breaking up a family.
If a woman does indeed have a boyfriend and you're still interested in trying to get her into bed, don't worry, there's still a shot. You have to do three things. First, you must continue the conversation as if she never even mentioned her boyfriend. This confidence will shine through and the lack of questions or information you offer about her boyfriend will show that you don't find him to be any type of competition. Second, when she brings him up in conversation (she almost always will) it'll be in a naggy type of way. Through chatting with this chick for a while, you have built a trust. Therefore, she feels somewhat comfortable to maybe complain to you about his little cons. Take advantage of this. If she says "He just isn't as interested in the things I like anymore", then you must reply with a "Well, that sucks. Maybe you guys are just different." On top of that, you must revert back to something she mentioned she was interested in from earlier in the discussion. Example: shopping. Here's what the conversation will look like if the female mentioned shopping as one of the things she likes to do for fun earlier in the conversation:
Girl - "He just doesn't seem to want to be involved in anything I'm interested in anymore"
Guy - "Oh, that's no good. Maybe you guys are just drifting apart. Does he like shopping?"
Girl - "No, he hates it. He hates coming with me to the mall."
Guy - "That's not good at all. I LOVE SHOPPING. WE SHOULD GO SOMETIME."
As cheesy as that sounds, if it is said in that flirty manner I mentioned earlier it will show that you have a common interest, but most importantly it will show you were paying attention to everything talked about earlier in the conversation.
Finally, if those basic steps fail then you just have to resort to booze. Get her all boozed up, loosen her up to make some bad decisions and open up to you. This has definitely worked for millions of men around the world and y'all know that won't change anytime soon.
If you don't care about playing 'hide the tip' with a female who has a boyfriend then get out there and do some damage. Whether you must work hard for it or not, you can usually find a girl who will end up cheating on her boyfriend if she finds the right guy that night. HE could be YOU. There's only a few rules: NEVER bang a friend's girlfriend unless they want that extra cock flyin' around, don't do it with married women, and make sure you're discreet about it. Don't want to have some psycho fuck banging at your door at dick-head o'clock in the morning looking to chop off your little member.
Thanks for dropping by,
Rick Perch
So, in the past we've talked about cheating. How you feel, what you should and shouldn't do, etc. But what happens when you sleep with someone who has a boyfriend and you're single?
There are people out there who feel really bad, almost as awful as if they themselves had cheated. Then there are others, like myself, who just don't give a shit.
If I'm single and a woman has a boyfriend and we decide to bang one night, well let's just say my conscience is clear. A small, very small, part of me feels bad for the poor loser who's girlfriend it is that I just railed and who's a whore but in the end a relationship like that may not work out in the end anyways...so fuck it.
There's a difference when you sleep with a married woman though. Marriage is something you shouldn't really fuck with. Has it happened to some of us? Of course. Would I recommend getting involved in that situation? Absolutely not. To many things can go wrong and could cause so many issues. Don't even get me started on a person who is married with kids. The whole MILF thing is definitely a turn on, but just go find that single soccer mom to play with rather than the risk of breaking up a family.
Now, how you figure out if a girl is taken or not in a short period of time.
When you start chatting up a broad at a bar, you start connecting with this person and you can tell she's feelin' you too, but then drops that hideous "I have a boyfriend" comment...what do you do? Most gentlemen will continue the conversation and be happy to know they have a new friend. Most assholes will find a reason to take off within minutes. I mean, what's the point in sticking around if the girl isn't able to help out with the tent you're pitching under the table? This is why you have to bottom line it to the bitch immediately.
A lot of fools out there just don't have the confidence to even start a conversation with a member of the opposite sex, let alone drop the bottom line 5 minutes into a conversation. I'm not telling you to say "Are we going to fuck tonight or what?" No, no, no. You have to throw it into the conversation casually. An example is: the conversation's going well and she says to you "Yeah, I did go to The Killers concert last week, did you go?" Response, "No, I was volunteering at a homeless shelter. Who did you go with anyways? Your boyfriend?" That tiny, little comment/question in a flirty, non-intrusive, cute type of way will get you an answer without coming across as a creep...it's gold.If a woman does indeed have a boyfriend and you're still interested in trying to get her into bed, don't worry, there's still a shot. You have to do three things. First, you must continue the conversation as if she never even mentioned her boyfriend. This confidence will shine through and the lack of questions or information you offer about her boyfriend will show that you don't find him to be any type of competition. Second, when she brings him up in conversation (she almost always will) it'll be in a naggy type of way. Through chatting with this chick for a while, you have built a trust. Therefore, she feels somewhat comfortable to maybe complain to you about his little cons. Take advantage of this. If she says "He just isn't as interested in the things I like anymore", then you must reply with a "Well, that sucks. Maybe you guys are just different." On top of that, you must revert back to something she mentioned she was interested in from earlier in the discussion. Example: shopping. Here's what the conversation will look like if the female mentioned shopping as one of the things she likes to do for fun earlier in the conversation:
Girl - "He just doesn't seem to want to be involved in anything I'm interested in anymore"
Guy - "Oh, that's no good. Maybe you guys are just drifting apart. Does he like shopping?"
Girl - "No, he hates it. He hates coming with me to the mall."
Guy - "That's not good at all. I LOVE SHOPPING. WE SHOULD GO SOMETIME."
As cheesy as that sounds, if it is said in that flirty manner I mentioned earlier it will show that you have a common interest, but most importantly it will show you were paying attention to everything talked about earlier in the conversation.
Finally, if those basic steps fail then you just have to resort to booze. Get her all boozed up, loosen her up to make some bad decisions and open up to you. This has definitely worked for millions of men around the world and y'all know that won't change anytime soon.
If you don't care about playing 'hide the tip' with a female who has a boyfriend then get out there and do some damage. Whether you must work hard for it or not, you can usually find a girl who will end up cheating on her boyfriend if she finds the right guy that night. HE could be YOU. There's only a few rules: NEVER bang a friend's girlfriend unless they want that extra cock flyin' around, don't do it with married women, and make sure you're discreet about it. Don't want to have some psycho fuck banging at your door at dick-head o'clock in the morning looking to chop off your little member.
Thanks for dropping by,
Rick Perch
RANDOM RANT
- San Diego Charger, Shawne Merriman has been charged with assaulting Tila Tequila. According to him he was keeping her from driving drunk, to her he strangled her. I believe him, but their both fucked. PS - the proper way to spell his name is SHAWN/SEAN...where did that "E" come from you fucking moron? I guess it's not as bad as CHONE Figgins (sounds like Shawn).
- Girls who dress is white are usually the most gorgeous women on the planet. If you're hot and can pull it off then you up yourself to gorgeous. If you're decent looking then you improve to hot. Ladies, start wearing WHITE!
- If you didn't see the Oregon/Boise State football game this past weekend, that's fine. If you missed the highlight of the punch after the game then you're living in a fucking hole. The white dude deserves a suspension for taunting as well in my league. Check it out www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8ojSurhmEk&feature=fvw
- If you missed Ellen Degeneres today it was the start of her 7th season. What better way to kick it off than with David Beckham and Lady Gaga...amazing show!!
- The Toronto International Film Festival kicks off this Thursday. Hollywood, New York and the rest of the world will invade Toronto for just over 2 weeks. It's going to be huge. MEGAN FOX arrived on Tuesday and has been spotted all over with boyfriend Brian Austin Green who is in the city filming a movie. More TIFF news over the coming days.
NEXT BLOG - September 11th: Who Really Won? Also, the Toronto Film Fest, Gossip Girl, and so much more!
Thursday, August 27, 2009
THE CRAZY CAPE COD CHICK
*Warning. All stories I tell are true. They are from personal, friends or acquaintances experiences that I write. They are true and may contain vulgar words. Complaints about language, descriptions, etc. will not be tolerated and most likely laughed at. Opinions about the story are more than welcome!
This is a story about a friend, we'll call him "The Graduate" or "TG" and a young lady, we'll call her the "Cape Cod Chick" or "3C" that he had an interesting experience with.
A few years ago TG was at his graduation from uni. Being the social butterfly he is, TG was chatting up most of the people seated around him. Most of these people just happened to be women. The bastard lucked out.
Now, if you've graduated from any large institute you will know how BORING those fucking ceremonies are. Anyways, he began chatting to a nice (not hot enough) girl beside him. She was great and she, fortunately for him, had a boyfriend. As TG was chatting to her about being single, looking for someone to date, etc. the "nice girl" offered TG to talk with the hot blonde seated next to her. Like HOT. He obviously didn't hesitate and before you knew it TG was seated next to the pretty blonde girl...or soon to be know as 4C.
Long ceremony short, they both realized they were attracted to one another, enjoyed each others company and wanted to get together at another time. They exchanged numbers and went off with family and friends for photos.
A few days later TG decided to give her a shout. They arranged to meet up for lunch downtown, on a gorgeous patio, in a ritzy part of the city about a week and a half after originally meeting. Great weather, good company and a nice restaurant...it was going well. Overall, things went well, they had great conversation, flirting took place and 3C dropped him off at work.
Later that night after TG finished work, 3C called and ask him a question: "Do you want to come with me to Cape Cod? My parents have a time share that I'm going to use for 5 days. I'll drive and we can just have some fun for a week. You interested?" With TG being at a bar, pretty tipsy and knowing how well they had been getting along he took his chance and agreed. He mentioned to his co-workers of his plans and the response he received was not good. "Are you crazy?", "She must be a fucking psycho" and "You'll regret this decision dip shit" were all comments he heard, but he knew what he felt. He felt a connection.... and her being a hot blonde definitely didn't hurt.
So the day had finally come. They began driving to Cape Cod. Once they arrived they checked into their room and got settled. The first few days went great. Things were progressing slowly, but TG was getting a bit frustrated with the lack of ass he was getting. Sure, they were fooling around. A hand job one night. Fingers flying the next night. Both parties going south of the border another night. Whatever. Sex was not there....yet.
By the fourth night, it all came together. They decided to stay in with a big bottle of vodka, watch some TV and get what they both wanted...sex. TG initiated the touching by kissing her neck. She turned to him and started making out with him in a forceful, I want to bang, kind of way. 3C threw TG on the bed and hopped on top of him, straddling his half boner. It took about 3.1 seconds for her to get her shirt off and after that, clothes began to fly. Shirts were off. Pants were off. The fun was about to begin. After 3C got TG very horny, he turned her over and went down on her. Rubbing and licking made 3C cum and beg for him to be in her. After multiple positions, multiple orgasms, multiple shots of vodka and multiple sex sessions, the two of them passed out hard.
The next and final day of the trip, the two woke up naked and had a quick, still half drunk sex session and got ready for the beach. Things were different though. TG was annoyed with her complaining ways that began to shine through. 3C was pissed about his stand-off type of ways and dick head comments. Soon enough it was night and the two found themselves in the same situation as the precious night. Vodka....TV....sex, or was there? The vodka made TG tired and he was so turned off by her at this point that sex was not in the cards. They were both drunk and she wanted it. Wanted it bad. She was trying to be sexy but TG was having none of it. And, this is what sent the Cape Cod Chick over the edge...and what added that extra C to her name. 3C had now became 4C, the Crazy Cape Cod Chick.
The Crazy Cape Cod Chick began to get very angry for no apparent reason, going out of her way to start an argument. Knowing the type that TG is, he didn't just stand down so he was just adding fuel to the fire with smart ass comments. Believe it or not, it escalated so badly that 4C flipped out. Yelling, screaming, slapping and so much more. This chick was off her fuckin' head. She packed up her bags as TG sat on the couch, enjoying a vodka on the rocks and watching sports highlights thinking she wouldn't leave. As she kept packing, TG kept thinking "She won't leave me here in Cape Cod all alone." But as the bags got more full, the anger of 4C still at a high and the time passing, it became more clear that this bitch might try and strand him there. She was wasted and clearly couldn't drive, so when she bolted towards the door with her stuff, TG stepped in and grabbed her suitcase.
The door to the room was open and they were now in the hallway. TG was still trying to grab her bag, while saying "You can't drive you weirdo...you're fuckin' hammered." As he tugged her suitcase, her wrist got caught in the metal pull handle. She began to scream and cry like a fucking 4 year old child who just fell on the cement. It caused a MASSIVE scene. Soon enough, other residents were in the hallway and the hotel staff was present as well. After explaining the situation TG was offered to stay on the couch in the lobby while 4C returned her crazy, drunk ass to the room.
The morning came, early morning, way faster than anyone wanted and TG woke up with a stiff neck and burning eyes. It was just after 8:00am as he looked to make sure his suitcases were still beside him. He went to the front desk and asked if 4C was still in the room. The young lady at the counter informed him that she had left...about 30 minutes ago. TG thought "Holy shit, how the hell am I going to get home?" He then called the nut bar to find out how far she had driven. The first call resulted in a quick hang up. The next call didn't get to much further. The third call, basically the desperation plea for TG, ended with 4C telling him "I have a lot to think about. I'm on my way to IHOP and I'll call you when I finish." Ha ha ha are you fucking kidding me? What exactly is it about IHOP that was going to clear her head? After nearly 40 worrisome minutes she called back.
TG decided to take the high road, only because she had a car, and lie his way until she would come back. He apologized profusely, thanked her so much for the great week and even reminded her of the spark that got them there in the first place. This was all a bunch of crap, but hopefully would get himself home, TG thought. After a 15 minute conversation, which was TG basically saying "You were right, I was wrong" 4C agreed to drive him home instead of stranding him hours from home. Looks like she did have a bit of a heart. The drive home was quite silent. Discussions about music, sports, celebrities and anything neutral were the only thing on the menu for that ride.
She dropped him off at his house back in the city. She said she forgave him and even apologized for being nuts the night prior. They agreed to both call each other after a week or two of recuperation but it was all talk. Neither 4C nor TG called and that was it. A relationship that seemed to start with such promise, ended with a drunken night of psychotic behaviour from one and a tale of lies to hitch a ride home from another.
The main lesson learned here is one that we all have heard before. Never judge a book by its cover...good or bad. Although The Graduate thought he knew the Cape Cod Chick enough to vacation with her after a measly 2 weeks, he didn't. Therefore, the real woman came out and turned out to be something he didn't expect: the Crazy Cape Cod Chick. Also, we can all learn that amazingly hot looks will only make you happy in the short term. A great personality and physical appearance need to be balanced in order to find a true gem in the end.
Please feel free to leave your thoughts, advice, what you personally would have done in that situation or anything else that may come to mind. ALSO, please let me know if you enjoy a story like this or if you prefer the "debating" type post I put up.
Thanks for dropping by,
Rick Perch
RANDOM RANT
- Did anyone catch Heidi Montag's performance at the Miss Universe competition? Uhhhh you didn't miss much. It was an embarrassment. And Spencer thinks she is "the next Michael Jackson"? ha ha these two are so fucked it's helpless. PS - Congrats to Miss Venezuela for winning the competition. All those girls are stunninng.
- A total of 8 tornado's have been recorded as touching down in the Greater Toronto Area just last week. The mess for some is massive. Hopefully everything will get fixed eventually.
- Has anyone seen the TV show "Dating in the Dark?" It's hilarious. I love when people connect, then see who they've been talking to and aren't attracted to them. Physical attraction is a MUST in any relationship...no matter what.
- Advice for men: just because you're going out to a semi fancy to fancy type club doesn't mean wear black shoes, nice jeans, a long sleeve collared shirt and a blazer. Everyone has their own style, so it's hard for me to believe that all you jackasses LOVE wearing blazers ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
This is a story about a friend, we'll call him "The Graduate" or "TG" and a young lady, we'll call her the "Cape Cod Chick" or "3C" that he had an interesting experience with.
A few years ago TG was at his graduation from uni. Being the social butterfly he is, TG was chatting up most of the people seated around him. Most of these people just happened to be women. The bastard lucked out.
Now, if you've graduated from any large institute you will know how BORING those fucking ceremonies are. Anyways, he began chatting to a nice (not hot enough) girl beside him. She was great and she, fortunately for him, had a boyfriend. As TG was chatting to her about being single, looking for someone to date, etc. the "nice girl" offered TG to talk with the hot blonde seated next to her. Like HOT. He obviously didn't hesitate and before you knew it TG was seated next to the pretty blonde girl...or soon to be know as 4C.
Long ceremony short, they both realized they were attracted to one another, enjoyed each others company and wanted to get together at another time. They exchanged numbers and went off with family and friends for photos.
A few days later TG decided to give her a shout. They arranged to meet up for lunch downtown, on a gorgeous patio, in a ritzy part of the city about a week and a half after originally meeting. Great weather, good company and a nice restaurant...it was going well. Overall, things went well, they had great conversation, flirting took place and 3C dropped him off at work.
Later that night after TG finished work, 3C called and ask him a question: "Do you want to come with me to Cape Cod? My parents have a time share that I'm going to use for 5 days. I'll drive and we can just have some fun for a week. You interested?" With TG being at a bar, pretty tipsy and knowing how well they had been getting along he took his chance and agreed. He mentioned to his co-workers of his plans and the response he received was not good. "Are you crazy?", "She must be a fucking psycho" and "You'll regret this decision dip shit" were all comments he heard, but he knew what he felt. He felt a connection.... and her being a hot blonde definitely didn't hurt.
So the day had finally come. They began driving to Cape Cod. Once they arrived they checked into their room and got settled. The first few days went great. Things were progressing slowly, but TG was getting a bit frustrated with the lack of ass he was getting. Sure, they were fooling around. A hand job one night. Fingers flying the next night. Both parties going south of the border another night. Whatever. Sex was not there....yet.
By the fourth night, it all came together. They decided to stay in with a big bottle of vodka, watch some TV and get what they both wanted...sex. TG initiated the touching by kissing her neck. She turned to him and started making out with him in a forceful, I want to bang, kind of way. 3C threw TG on the bed and hopped on top of him, straddling his half boner. It took about 3.1 seconds for her to get her shirt off and after that, clothes began to fly. Shirts were off. Pants were off. The fun was about to begin. After 3C got TG very horny, he turned her over and went down on her. Rubbing and licking made 3C cum and beg for him to be in her. After multiple positions, multiple orgasms, multiple shots of vodka and multiple sex sessions, the two of them passed out hard.
The next and final day of the trip, the two woke up naked and had a quick, still half drunk sex session and got ready for the beach. Things were different though. TG was annoyed with her complaining ways that began to shine through. 3C was pissed about his stand-off type of ways and dick head comments. Soon enough it was night and the two found themselves in the same situation as the precious night. Vodka....TV....sex, or was there? The vodka made TG tired and he was so turned off by her at this point that sex was not in the cards. They were both drunk and she wanted it. Wanted it bad. She was trying to be sexy but TG was having none of it. And, this is what sent the Cape Cod Chick over the edge...and what added that extra C to her name. 3C had now became 4C, the Crazy Cape Cod Chick.
The Crazy Cape Cod Chick began to get very angry for no apparent reason, going out of her way to start an argument. Knowing the type that TG is, he didn't just stand down so he was just adding fuel to the fire with smart ass comments. Believe it or not, it escalated so badly that 4C flipped out. Yelling, screaming, slapping and so much more. This chick was off her fuckin' head. She packed up her bags as TG sat on the couch, enjoying a vodka on the rocks and watching sports highlights thinking she wouldn't leave. As she kept packing, TG kept thinking "She won't leave me here in Cape Cod all alone." But as the bags got more full, the anger of 4C still at a high and the time passing, it became more clear that this bitch might try and strand him there. She was wasted and clearly couldn't drive, so when she bolted towards the door with her stuff, TG stepped in and grabbed her suitcase.
The door to the room was open and they were now in the hallway. TG was still trying to grab her bag, while saying "You can't drive you weirdo...you're fuckin' hammered." As he tugged her suitcase, her wrist got caught in the metal pull handle. She began to scream and cry like a fucking 4 year old child who just fell on the cement. It caused a MASSIVE scene. Soon enough, other residents were in the hallway and the hotel staff was present as well. After explaining the situation TG was offered to stay on the couch in the lobby while 4C returned her crazy, drunk ass to the room.
The morning came, early morning, way faster than anyone wanted and TG woke up with a stiff neck and burning eyes. It was just after 8:00am as he looked to make sure his suitcases were still beside him. He went to the front desk and asked if 4C was still in the room. The young lady at the counter informed him that she had left...about 30 minutes ago. TG thought "Holy shit, how the hell am I going to get home?" He then called the nut bar to find out how far she had driven. The first call resulted in a quick hang up. The next call didn't get to much further. The third call, basically the desperation plea for TG, ended with 4C telling him "I have a lot to think about. I'm on my way to IHOP and I'll call you when I finish." Ha ha ha are you fucking kidding me? What exactly is it about IHOP that was going to clear her head? After nearly 40 worrisome minutes she called back.
TG decided to take the high road, only because she had a car, and lie his way until she would come back. He apologized profusely, thanked her so much for the great week and even reminded her of the spark that got them there in the first place. This was all a bunch of crap, but hopefully would get himself home, TG thought. After a 15 minute conversation, which was TG basically saying "You were right, I was wrong" 4C agreed to drive him home instead of stranding him hours from home. Looks like she did have a bit of a heart. The drive home was quite silent. Discussions about music, sports, celebrities and anything neutral were the only thing on the menu for that ride.
She dropped him off at his house back in the city. She said she forgave him and even apologized for being nuts the night prior. They agreed to both call each other after a week or two of recuperation but it was all talk. Neither 4C nor TG called and that was it. A relationship that seemed to start with such promise, ended with a drunken night of psychotic behaviour from one and a tale of lies to hitch a ride home from another.
The main lesson learned here is one that we all have heard before. Never judge a book by its cover...good or bad. Although The Graduate thought he knew the Cape Cod Chick enough to vacation with her after a measly 2 weeks, he didn't. Therefore, the real woman came out and turned out to be something he didn't expect: the Crazy Cape Cod Chick. Also, we can all learn that amazingly hot looks will only make you happy in the short term. A great personality and physical appearance need to be balanced in order to find a true gem in the end.
Please feel free to leave your thoughts, advice, what you personally would have done in that situation or anything else that may come to mind. ALSO, please let me know if you enjoy a story like this or if you prefer the "debating" type post I put up.
Thanks for dropping by,
Rick Perch
RANDOM RANT
- Did anyone catch Heidi Montag's performance at the Miss Universe competition? Uhhhh you didn't miss much. It was an embarrassment. And Spencer thinks she is "the next Michael Jackson"? ha ha these two are so fucked it's helpless. PS - Congrats to Miss Venezuela for winning the competition. All those girls are stunninng.
- A total of 8 tornado's have been recorded as touching down in the Greater Toronto Area just last week. The mess for some is massive. Hopefully everything will get fixed eventually.
- Has anyone seen the TV show "Dating in the Dark?" It's hilarious. I love when people connect, then see who they've been talking to and aren't attracted to them. Physical attraction is a MUST in any relationship...no matter what.
- Advice for men: just because you're going out to a semi fancy to fancy type club doesn't mean wear black shoes, nice jeans, a long sleeve collared shirt and a blazer. Everyone has their own style, so it's hard for me to believe that all you jackasses LOVE wearing blazers ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
EVERYBODY CHEATS - HERE'S THE SOLUTION
We've all dated...at one time or another. Whether it was for a few weeks or a few years, we've all been there. Hell, there are even people getting engaged and married as we speak (see last week's blog for my thoughts on that). But, what everyone fails to realize or recognize is that we're all cheaters.
First, let's define a "cheater." If you're in a relationship; dating, engaged, married, whatever, and you think what you're doing with someone else is wrong, it probably is. Flirting is one thing, and something I feel helps keep relationships going strongit, but cheating is another. A cheater is a person who does any of the following things with someone who is not their best friend or partner: hold hands, kiss, make-out, give an ass grab, have oral sex in the washroom of a bar, have sex in a different area code (yes, even Vegas) and finally, offer to hook up with that person at another time. The last example is not exactly a form of cheating and no you are not considered a cheater for something you haven't done, but the thought is there and it will happen eventually.
More and more there seems to be cases of cheating arising in relationships. Men have always been known as the more likely sex to "cheat" on their partner, but that is only because women are so cute and lovable that they get away with it much easier. Women are just as bad as men in the cheating department, if not worse. Through my research, conducted with both males and females, I noticed that about 90% of people have or would cheat on their partner. NINETY PERCENT. Are you kidding me? That's outrageous. I knew people cheated but didn't realize it was that bad. Anyhow, if people are somewhat aware that cheating goes on, then why are some people so naive to think "that's not happening in my relationship?"
First, let's define a "cheater." If you're in a relationship; dating, engaged, married, whatever, and you think what you're doing with someone else is wrong, it probably is. Flirting is one thing, and something I feel helps keep relationships going strongit, but cheating is another. A cheater is a person who does any of the following things with someone who is not their best friend or partner: hold hands, kiss, make-out, give an ass grab, have oral sex in the washroom of a bar, have sex in a different area code (yes, even Vegas) and finally, offer to hook up with that person at another time. The last example is not exactly a form of cheating and no you are not considered a cheater for something you haven't done, but the thought is there and it will happen eventually.
More and more there seems to be cases of cheating arising in relationships. Men have always been known as the more likely sex to "cheat" on their partner, but that is only because women are so cute and lovable that they get away with it much easier. Women are just as bad as men in the cheating department, if not worse. Through my research, conducted with both males and females, I noticed that about 90% of people have or would cheat on their partner. NINETY PERCENT. Are you kidding me? That's outrageous. I knew people cheated but didn't realize it was that bad. Anyhow, if people are somewhat aware that cheating goes on, then why are some people so naive to think "that's not happening in my relationship?"
People always want to believe that they've found the one, that their lover is different from the rest, that the person who loves them would never hurt them that way. That's a load of bullshit. The chances that your partner is cheating is actually quite high. The fact is, is that we as humans get bored. We like variety. Variety truly is the spice of life. When you've been with someone for any length of time you want to experience someone else. You miss those one night flings with no strings attached and many people think they can get away with it while in a relationship...and they do. When they don't get away with it, it's usually because they didn't get caught, but more to the fact that they can't handle the guilt of it all.
Since most people cheat, without admission of course, I believe the solution is to have a municipal, provincial/state, national or even international Cheat Day. Here in Canada we have Family Day, and we all know that's just a day off work more than spending the day with your family. But with Cheat Day, it could be a day that everyone participates in. The way this would be successful is if people participating didn't see their partner that day, go out and meet others who are in the same mind set, have no strings attached sex and the next morning forget it ever happened.
Now I know this sounds far fetched, but think about the benefits for all. First, you get to experience full out, balls to the wall, passionate sex that, let's face it, has been sucked out of your relationship...the degree of suckage dependis on what stage you're at. Moreover, it allows everyone not to feel guilty because it's not really cheating. It's a FREE get out of a relationship for a day card. And finally, and most importantly is that it keeps everyone honest. Instead of trying to be sneaky, clearing phone calls and sexual texts from your phone, making excuses for why you're to busy to hang out, etc. you can just go have some hot sex with a stranger without having any lingering feeling. Fuck, don't even talk to the person, bang and dash and that's it.The less talking, the less connection you will feel and you'll just be using the person as a sexual outlet.
Now I know that kissing someone while your drunk at a club is totally different than engaging in sexual intercourse, but the fact is that cheating is cheating. Is getting a hand job in a movie theatre the same as staying at a love motel and having sex all night long? NO. But, the fact is that it's still cheating. People will say "I only made out with this person once so it's not that big of a deal" (compared to sleeping with someone else). Well, in a way yes this is true. But, if you catch a partner just kissing someone, what makes you think it wouldn't go further?
We're all cheaters at one point or another in life, or at least the majority of us are. So, let's be honest with ourselves and our partners by not having to fly under the radar. Let's get a National Cheat Day put on the calendar and save us all from losing the one we love by cheating on them and either ruining things by admission or getting caught in the act.
Thanks for dropping by,
Rick Perch
RANDOM RANTING
- Can somebody please tell Brett Favre to retire...for real already. I say he replicates last season: is strong for about 8-10 games and then folds like a tent.
- Why are ALL women wearing and loving those "300" (the movie) looking barbaric shoes? Am I the only one who thinks they look ridiculous?
- MEN: if you are over 19 years old, PLEASE stop wearing t-shirts under your golf or long sleeve dress shirts. You're not in high school anymore.
- How cool was it that they shut down the biggest street in the world, Yonge St. in Toronto, to play a 20 minute tennis match with 2 of the top players in the world? Great idea!
- Team Canada released their hockey jerseys for the Olympics in Vancouver. Three words that come to mind when seeing them: DULL, BORING and EW. Your thoughts?
- What's all this buzz in the States about chocolate covered bacon? And some of you wonder why the obesity rate is so high? *Note - It will be at the CNE in Toronto for 2 weeks...maybe I'll try it.
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
MARRIAGE & CHILDREN: WHAT'S THE RUSH?
Is it just me or are there more people getting married or having babies at a young age than in the past? Recently, it seems as though there are an overwhelming number of people who are getting engaged, married or pregnant...all at the tender age of 25 or younger.
These days, it seems that a week doesn't go by without reading on facebook or twitter a 'congratulations' message to a person who has dropped to one knee, taken the plunge or knocked up their partner (or even worse a random). Being 25 years of age myself, I understand that people are at that point in their life where they want to get engaged. I understand that people want to get married. I can even drink 12 beers and still kind of understand why someone at this age would want a baby. But, the question still is: what's the rush?
On the topic of pregnency, why is it that young women feel the need to have babies at such young ages? And, why are you men so fucking stupid that you don't wear condoms? There are way to many "accidents" happening these days. If you're a couple that get pregnent and it wasn't planned then abortion is an option, as well as putting the child up for adoption. If you're that young and the child wasn't planned put him/her up for adoption before you ruin 3 lives...the two morons who got pregnent and the poor child. My rule: if you're not married and older than 26 years of age then you shouldn't be allowed to have children...you're not ready physically, mentally or financially.
Getting engaged seems like a bit of a different situation. On the one hand I can see why stage 5 clinger girlfriends force their boyfriends to propose because they're so self conscience they need to know that the relationship "is going somewhere." What a load of shit. On the other hand, getting engaged has become a bit of a fad. Since when did it become cool to get engaged, only to turn around to friends and tell them the wedding isn't until 2012. 2012? We could all be dead by then. What the fuck is the point of that? Be patient and let the relationship grow. Let an engagement happen when it should happen not when you feel the need to spice up something in your relationship.
Finally....marriage. I know a number of people my age who have gotten married in the last couple of years. Congrats. The ones who went about it the right way; date, fall in love, move in together, get engaged, and then finally get married, will probably have success. It's the people out there who get married without the 'must' who will fail. That being, if you have never lived with the person you're about to marry...it won't work out. Period. End of story. Without living with that person you do NOT know the person fully. "But Rick, I stay at my boyfriends 4 nights a week so there won't be any difference"...no, you're an idiot, it will not work.
A child does not need to be brought into this world without financial and mental stability. A couple of 25 year olds (or younger) are not stable in any way, shape of form. If you respond with "love will make it work", well then you need more help than you know.
Getting engaged shows that the relationship is moving forward, yes. But, if you're letting an engagement dominate the mental state of your relationship then you're actually holding back the relationship more than you know. When you get engaged it shouldn't be for status or self happiness, it's when you're BOTH truly in love and ready for the next step.
Marriage is something sacred. With all the young dummies in the world getting married and having children at such a young age, no wonder the bloody divorce rate has never been higher. Smarten up and take your time. You'll be with this person forever, hopefully, so there is no need to rush.
So, the next time any of these three life altering options staring down at you, please ask yourself...what's the rush?
Thanks for dropping by,
RP
These days, it seems that a week doesn't go by without reading on facebook or twitter a 'congratulations' message to a person who has dropped to one knee, taken the plunge or knocked up their partner (or even worse a random). Being 25 years of age myself, I understand that people are at that point in their life where they want to get engaged. I understand that people want to get married. I can even drink 12 beers and still kind of understand why someone at this age would want a baby. But, the question still is: what's the rush?
On the topic of pregnency, why is it that young women feel the need to have babies at such young ages? And, why are you men so fucking stupid that you don't wear condoms? There are way to many "accidents" happening these days. If you're a couple that get pregnent and it wasn't planned then abortion is an option, as well as putting the child up for adoption. If you're that young and the child wasn't planned put him/her up for adoption before you ruin 3 lives...the two morons who got pregnent and the poor child. My rule: if you're not married and older than 26 years of age then you shouldn't be allowed to have children...you're not ready physically, mentally or financially.
Getting engaged seems like a bit of a different situation. On the one hand I can see why stage 5 clinger girlfriends force their boyfriends to propose because they're so self conscience they need to know that the relationship "is going somewhere." What a load of shit. On the other hand, getting engaged has become a bit of a fad. Since when did it become cool to get engaged, only to turn around to friends and tell them the wedding isn't until 2012. 2012? We could all be dead by then. What the fuck is the point of that? Be patient and let the relationship grow. Let an engagement happen when it should happen not when you feel the need to spice up something in your relationship.
Finally....marriage. I know a number of people my age who have gotten married in the last couple of years. Congrats. The ones who went about it the right way; date, fall in love, move in together, get engaged, and then finally get married, will probably have success. It's the people out there who get married without the 'must' who will fail. That being, if you have never lived with the person you're about to marry...it won't work out. Period. End of story. Without living with that person you do NOT know the person fully. "But Rick, I stay at my boyfriends 4 nights a week so there won't be any difference"...no, you're an idiot, it will not work.
A child does not need to be brought into this world without financial and mental stability. A couple of 25 year olds (or younger) are not stable in any way, shape of form. If you respond with "love will make it work", well then you need more help than you know.
Getting engaged shows that the relationship is moving forward, yes. But, if you're letting an engagement dominate the mental state of your relationship then you're actually holding back the relationship more than you know. When you get engaged it shouldn't be for status or self happiness, it's when you're BOTH truly in love and ready for the next step.
Marriage is something sacred. With all the young dummies in the world getting married and having children at such a young age, no wonder the bloody divorce rate has never been higher. Smarten up and take your time. You'll be with this person forever, hopefully, so there is no need to rush.
So, the next time any of these three life altering options staring down at you, please ask yourself...what's the rush?
Thanks for dropping by,
RP
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
MAKE A BUCKET LIST, BEFORE YOU KICK IT!
*Dedicated to David Elliott's Grandpa, John David Timlin - a great writer, spectacular photographer, inspirational person, incredible family man and best of all, an exceptional human being. R.I.P
At a time when all of us are exposed to death every day in our personal lives or through the various media types, we should all take a moment to figure out things we want to do and accomplish in the short time we're on this planet.
Depending on your passions in life, the things you are looking to achieve will vary. But, there are certain parts of your life that you should stress about.
We all have things like jobs, relationships and debt that can stress the shit out of us. What we all need to do is RELAX and not dwell on certain things. Am I saying spend all your money, go thousands of dollars in debt? No. Does this mean to not care about your job? No. And, am I telling you to not care when you get your heart broken? Obviously not.
What I am saying is don't let these things dictate your overall mood. If you don't have the money to travel to the Olympics but you have tickets to the events, do you stay home? Fuck no. You get your ass in gear and do whatever it takes to get there. You work more hours, you borrow money from everyone and their brother, you sell your body, you do EVERYTHING you can to ensure you can do the important, amazing, life changing experiences.
If that girlfriend or boyfriend you've loved for the past three years breaks up with you because they've realized they're way better looking than you or because you can't perform in the sack any longer, well then that's it. You cannot change it. You can sulk around for weeks, even months, on end but in this world we need to MOVE ON. Start enjoying every moment because only God knows how long we'll be here for.
When you pass away, do you want to look back and say 'I should have done this' or 'I wish I had done that"? No. You'll want to look back at all the amazing things you have seen and done in this world. Money, useless relationships and the stresses of life won't even enter your mind.
Live in the moment. Live your life to the fullest. And, enjoy every moment of life before it's too late. Life's to short...enjoy it ALL!
Rick Perch
Check out Thursday's Blog - Marriage At A Young Age: Are You Fucking Kidding Me?
At a time when all of us are exposed to death every day in our personal lives or through the various media types, we should all take a moment to figure out things we want to do and accomplish in the short time we're on this planet.
Depending on your passions in life, the things you are looking to achieve will vary. But, there are certain parts of your life that you should stress about.
We all have things like jobs, relationships and debt that can stress the shit out of us. What we all need to do is RELAX and not dwell on certain things. Am I saying spend all your money, go thousands of dollars in debt? No. Does this mean to not care about your job? No. And, am I telling you to not care when you get your heart broken? Obviously not.
What I am saying is don't let these things dictate your overall mood. If you don't have the money to travel to the Olympics but you have tickets to the events, do you stay home? Fuck no. You get your ass in gear and do whatever it takes to get there. You work more hours, you borrow money from everyone and their brother, you sell your body, you do EVERYTHING you can to ensure you can do the important, amazing, life changing experiences.
If that girlfriend or boyfriend you've loved for the past three years breaks up with you because they've realized they're way better looking than you or because you can't perform in the sack any longer, well then that's it. You cannot change it. You can sulk around for weeks, even months, on end but in this world we need to MOVE ON. Start enjoying every moment because only God knows how long we'll be here for.
When you pass away, do you want to look back and say 'I should have done this' or 'I wish I had done that"? No. You'll want to look back at all the amazing things you have seen and done in this world. Money, useless relationships and the stresses of life won't even enter your mind.
Live in the moment. Live your life to the fullest. And, enjoy every moment of life before it's too late. Life's to short...enjoy it ALL!
Rick Perch
Check out Thursday's Blog - Marriage At A Young Age: Are You Fucking Kidding Me?
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
DATING MULTIPLE PEOPLE JUST MAKES SENSE
Like Getting Hurt? Only Date One Person!
You go out on a Saturday night to the bar and you meet a woman within the first five minutes of walking in the door. Then there is that instant attraction and connection with this person. But all of a sudden her girlfriends want to leave because their heels are hurting them. Any man with confidence would clearly get the young lady's phone number. But, the real question is: How do you treat the rest of your evening?
Some may say, "Enjoy the night and don't worry about other women in the bar because you already got one beautiful girl's phone number." Smarter men would take the first phone number as a sign of things to come. Maybe you're looking really good that night. Maybe you're coming across very confident, which women can sense from miles away. Why waste the rest of a good evening with just one phone number? Answer: YOU DON'T!
The problem with putting all your eggs in one basket without searching for more eggs is that you never know if you're missing out on meeting a sexier, nicer, more compatible egg. It's simple math. If you get five phone numbers in one night, the chances of you finding a person you like is obviously higher. If you fill your week with drinks and dinners with different girls then you will be able to figure out who you are more compatible with. Weed out the weirdo's and continue dating the ones you enjoy being with. Wiggle that down until you have found the one you want to date exclusively. So why is this looked upon so negatively? Depends on who you ask.
The reason you should not sell yourself short is because when you are dating a single woman, you find yourself in a world of trouble before you know it. There are many things that guys do wrong when concentrating on a single woman. Showing to much attention to a girl, looking somewhat desperate and letting that person into your head more often than you should are all issues men have to cope with.
If you're only dating one measly girl, you're probably showing this girl to much attention. It is definitely a fine line but you cannot smother someone you want a future with. She will notice this and think that you're quite desperate or a stage five clinger. But, if you don't flirt or give this person attention at the proper time they may feel like you have minimal interest or that your thoughts are laying with some other lady. Another reason you need the distraction of various women is so that the person you're interested in will be more intrigued by the amount of options you have. That woman will think that you must have some great qualities if you have other women interested in you. Finally, if you keep yourself distracted with other women, you will stay busy and in turn keep the one you really like, out of your head. Why would you want her out of your head you ask? Well, maybe not completely out of your head but enough to keep yourself busy and not letting yourself become that stage five clinger type.
Enjoy your life by seeing the various types of women. Don't be ashamed of dating multiple people at once. It is the best way to find what you're looking for. From dating a lot you will be able to find that person who will make you truly happy in a relationship.
The Perch Bottom Line - Date people who you know for a fact like you. If you are not sure, chances are they don;t like you in a sexual way. That, or you're just an idiot. If that person likes you, she will be worth spending time with. Don't force anything and good things will come!!
Thanks for dropping by,
Rick Perch
You go out on a Saturday night to the bar and you meet a woman within the first five minutes of walking in the door. Then there is that instant attraction and connection with this person. But all of a sudden her girlfriends want to leave because their heels are hurting them. Any man with confidence would clearly get the young lady's phone number. But, the real question is: How do you treat the rest of your evening?
Some may say, "Enjoy the night and don't worry about other women in the bar because you already got one beautiful girl's phone number." Smarter men would take the first phone number as a sign of things to come. Maybe you're looking really good that night. Maybe you're coming across very confident, which women can sense from miles away. Why waste the rest of a good evening with just one phone number? Answer: YOU DON'T!
The problem with putting all your eggs in one basket without searching for more eggs is that you never know if you're missing out on meeting a sexier, nicer, more compatible egg. It's simple math. If you get five phone numbers in one night, the chances of you finding a person you like is obviously higher. If you fill your week with drinks and dinners with different girls then you will be able to figure out who you are more compatible with. Weed out the weirdo's and continue dating the ones you enjoy being with. Wiggle that down until you have found the one you want to date exclusively. So why is this looked upon so negatively? Depends on who you ask.
The reason you should not sell yourself short is because when you are dating a single woman, you find yourself in a world of trouble before you know it. There are many things that guys do wrong when concentrating on a single woman. Showing to much attention to a girl, looking somewhat desperate and letting that person into your head more often than you should are all issues men have to cope with.
If you're only dating one measly girl, you're probably showing this girl to much attention. It is definitely a fine line but you cannot smother someone you want a future with. She will notice this and think that you're quite desperate or a stage five clinger. But, if you don't flirt or give this person attention at the proper time they may feel like you have minimal interest or that your thoughts are laying with some other lady. Another reason you need the distraction of various women is so that the person you're interested in will be more intrigued by the amount of options you have. That woman will think that you must have some great qualities if you have other women interested in you. Finally, if you keep yourself distracted with other women, you will stay busy and in turn keep the one you really like, out of your head. Why would you want her out of your head you ask? Well, maybe not completely out of your head but enough to keep yourself busy and not letting yourself become that stage five clinger type.
Enjoy your life by seeing the various types of women. Don't be ashamed of dating multiple people at once. It is the best way to find what you're looking for. From dating a lot you will be able to find that person who will make you truly happy in a relationship.
The Perch Bottom Line - Date people who you know for a fact like you. If you are not sure, chances are they don;t like you in a sexual way. That, or you're just an idiot. If that person likes you, she will be worth spending time with. Don't force anything and good things will come!!
Thanks for dropping by,
Rick Perch
Monday, July 13, 2009
The UFC is NOT a Sport!
*To start, apologies for no post on Friday. Internet complications*Understand This: Sport is Different from Entertainment
Over the weekend we had probably the biggest card ever at UFC 100 in Las Vegas. My focus is not going to be on what the results were, although congrats to Canadian George St-Pierre for retaining his title, but rather the UFC product in general.
Watching mixed martial arts highlights on Sports Centre is nothing out of the ordinary but watching my first event live on Saturday night left a lasting impression. And not exactly in the best of ways.
Watching some of the lighter weight classes wasn't to bad considering there was actual SKILL and martial arts taking place. Certain fighters in the higher weight class do possess actual skill but the co-main event between Brock Lesnar and Frank Mir was a disgrace. Having a 275 pound man jump on someone else, hold him down in a head lock and just pound his head, punch after punch, until he's knocked out doesn't belong on pay per view or TV in general. This is the type of behaviour that belongs in the zoo with two monkey's duking it out. Or even between a couple of crack whores, in a dingy alley way at 5am on a Tuesday. This is a disgusting excuse for a sport.
The brutality is unbearable for many but for others it is being able to feel as if you're the person beating someone up. It puts anger in many people's mind. Proof of that is if you're at a bar with a bunch of morons who think it's their fight their winning. The crowd reminds me of the small town, low income, drunk and stupid hicks who watch World Wrestling Entertainment.
Notice the key word 'Entertainment.' Of course wrestling is fake and UFC is real, but please tell me the other differences. Both have story lines that are set up. Both have the same trashy fans. And both, have global appeal. They also both have women running around in skimpy outfits, but that is something that goes on the pro side, rather than the con.
Ask yourself this: why did Brock Lesner not succeed in WWE? He had no personality to carry story lines to the max. So, why is it when he joins UFC he's an outspoken, pompous stooge? He is being fed lines to build the hype of fights. Then you look into the crowds, or see the die hard fans watching this "sport" at a bar. Is there any difference? No. I saw grown men standing on chairs at a bar and signalling the notion that they personally had won a title belt. Same bone heads as in the WWE.
The bottom line is that at least the WWE knows what it is. And that's being a world wide Entertainment corporation. The UFC is trying to turn mixed martial arts into a brutal, blood filled sport, which it is not. Accept the fact you're an 'entertainment' company and a pretty poor example of that to children around the world. No wonder there's so much violence in this world. Look at the shit we have to watch on television.
What's on TV this week:
MLB All-Star Home Run Derby - TONIGHT
MLB All-Star Game - Tuesday featuring Toronto's Roy Halladay and Aaron Hill
Canada's Next Top Model Finale - Tuesday
DAVID BECKHAM on Regis and Kelly - Wednesday
Thumbs Up: Thumbs up to Canadian coffee chain Tim Horton's for breaking into the New York City market. If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere!
Thumbs Down: Thumbs down to all these young women in our world who for some fucked up reason are dating 30-something year old men. In the past two weeks, two dumb bitches in their early 20's have killed thier sports icon husband/lover who has been in their mid 30's. PSYCHO BITCHES! R.I.P. Gatti and McNair.
Thumbs Up: Thumbs up to Canadian coffee chain Tim Horton's for breaking into the New York City market. If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere!
Thumbs Down: Thumbs down to all these young women in our world who for some fucked up reason are dating 30-something year old men. In the past two weeks, two dumb bitches in their early 20's have killed thier sports icon husband/lover who has been in their mid 30's. PSYCHO BITCHES! R.I.P. Gatti and McNair.*Check out the new poll on the left side!*
Thursday, July 9, 2009
MEN: No means NO!!
If she doesn't seem into you...she probably ISN'T!
All my beautiful female readers will probably agree with this: when you ladies say no to a man, it almost always means NO!
When women are out, whether it's a girls night or not, they're like men and want good conversation, a few laughs, some dancing, a few drinks and some may even want a one night stand. But guys, stop wasting your time with the wrong girl for you.
How many of you guys are at a bar/club and try to speak to a woman? All of us. But how many of you feel like you're forcing answers out of those women? Probably a few. If a female is at a bar and giving you short answers and not asking you anything, take a hint: she doesn't like you.
Have you guys ever bought a girl a drink, you're both dancing a little bit and she begins to slowly move back towards her friends? Take a hint: she used you to get a free drink.
This one is bad no matter how drunk you men may be. If you are out, dancing and grinding a girl from behind without saying one word to her, you sir are a coward with no confidence and probably a desperate pervert. On behalf of all ladies, take a hint: she thinks you're gross.
What about that time that you were out and you thought the conversation was going really well, you're both enjoying some drinks (that you fella are paying for) and she throws into a story that she has a boyfriend. Take a hint: she's either lying or she truly does have a boyfriend. Either way, you're not getting what you want.
If you're a nice guy, have great conversational skills, walk up to a woman and she just isn't feeling it, do yourself a favour and look in the mirror. While there ask yourself: Was I good looking enough for that girl? Be honest with yourself and you'll find that 80% of the time, she's out of your league. Accept the fact that she is thinking one of two things. First she may think you're cute but just not her type (yes guys, that is possible. Women don't have penis' and wouldn't fuck anything in the room like us dirt bags). Second she thinks you look like you got beat by a frying pan and are down right UG-LYYYY! Accept it.
One final note. If you go up to a woman and she isn't into it at all for whatever reason, there is about a 99% chance that you will not be able to convince her otherwise. It's over. Leave her alone. Go harass some other broads in the bar. Leave that girl alone. She is NOT INTO YOU!
Thanks for dropping by,
Rick Perch
All my beautiful female readers will probably agree with this: when you ladies say no to a man, it almost always means NO!
When women are out, whether it's a girls night or not, they're like men and want good conversation, a few laughs, some dancing, a few drinks and some may even want a one night stand. But guys, stop wasting your time with the wrong girl for you.
How many of you guys are at a bar/club and try to speak to a woman? All of us. But how many of you feel like you're forcing answers out of those women? Probably a few. If a female is at a bar and giving you short answers and not asking you anything, take a hint: she doesn't like you.
Have you guys ever bought a girl a drink, you're both dancing a little bit and she begins to slowly move back towards her friends? Take a hint: she used you to get a free drink.
This one is bad no matter how drunk you men may be. If you are out, dancing and grinding a girl from behind without saying one word to her, you sir are a coward with no confidence and probably a desperate pervert. On behalf of all ladies, take a hint: she thinks you're gross.
What about that time that you were out and you thought the conversation was going really well, you're both enjoying some drinks (that you fella are paying for) and she throws into a story that she has a boyfriend. Take a hint: she's either lying or she truly does have a boyfriend. Either way, you're not getting what you want.
If you're a nice guy, have great conversational skills, walk up to a woman and she just isn't feeling it, do yourself a favour and look in the mirror. While there ask yourself: Was I good looking enough for that girl? Be honest with yourself and you'll find that 80% of the time, she's out of your league. Accept the fact that she is thinking one of two things. First she may think you're cute but just not her type (yes guys, that is possible. Women don't have penis' and wouldn't fuck anything in the room like us dirt bags). Second she thinks you look like you got beat by a frying pan and are down right UG-LYYYY! Accept it.
One final note. If you go up to a woman and she isn't into it at all for whatever reason, there is about a 99% chance that you will not be able to convince her otherwise. It's over. Leave her alone. Go harass some other broads in the bar. Leave that girl alone. She is NOT INTO YOU!
Thanks for dropping by,
Rick Perch
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
MICHAEL JACKSON 1958-2009
MICHAEL JACKSON TRIBUTEToday's blog is going to brief and a look back at the man, the legend, the star...Michael Jackson.
The Memorial was a star studded affair with stars such as Mariah Carey, Usher, Kobe Bryant, Lionel Richie, John Mayer, Brooke Shields, and of course so many more. The entire family was surprisingly in attendance, even MJ's children.
The show itself was from the heart and that was visible on everyone's face. His casket was there as well and it was something that I could not stop staring at. Knowing that one of the greatest people of the world was lying in there was hard to believe.
The performances by all the great stars were incredible, but the last performance of the night involving everyone on stage to help sing "We are the World" followed by "Heal the World" was quite an emotional moment. The latter was actually my favorite song of Michael's. The most heart felt moment of the day went to the cute, brave, adorable Paris. Michael's daughter stood up and gave a tearful good bye to the King that was her father. There was not a dry eye in the place...guaranteed.
The quote of the night went to Reverend Al Sharpton: "To Michael's children - your father was NOT strange. What he went through in his life was strange." This brought the loudest cheer of the night and a minute standing ovation.
If you failed to see the memorial, first you must live in the stone age without the "record" feature on your Rogers box but make sure to keep an eye on MuchMusic who replay shows into the ground for months to come.
The world lost an icon, a humanitarian, a father, brother, son and all around sensitive man who lost his battle with the critics. God bless and R.I.P. Michael Jackson 1958-2009.
Sports Today: - Reports indicate that Andrea Bargnani has signed a contract extension with the Toronto Raptors for 5 years and $50 million.
- Joe Sakic of the Colorado Avalanche has retired after 20 years. We truly have lost one of the best.
- Stick a fork in the Jays...they're DONE!
- Maple Leafs sign Jonas "The Monster" Gustavsson
Quote of the Day: Shaq "David Stern wonders why the league is losing money? We athletes come out here and work hard every night and the ref's try and take over the fucking game" Announcer "Shaq, we're live" Shaq "I don't give a shit." - Shaq O'Neal
Song of the Day: Kid Cudi - Day and Night (remix)
- Joe Sakic of the Colorado Avalanche has retired after 20 years. We truly have lost one of the best.
- Stick a fork in the Jays...they're DONE!
- Maple Leafs sign Jonas "The Monster" Gustavsson
Quote of the Day: Shaq "David Stern wonders why the league is losing money? We athletes come out here and work hard every night and the ref's try and take over the fucking game" Announcer "Shaq, we're live" Shaq "I don't give a shit." - Shaq O'Neal
Song of the Day: Kid Cudi - Day and Night (remix)
What's on TV Tonight: Check out CANADA'S NEXT TOP MODEL - 9pm et
Thumbs Up: Thumbs up to everyone who watched or attended the Michael Jackson Memorial. It was an emotional and well done service. A great way to say goodbye. PS - I love MJ's daughter...she is so adorable.
Thumbs Down: Thumbs down to Megan Fox. Yesterday she said that she didn't understand Transformers, the story, and didn't do much acting in the films. Shut up, stop whining, take your top off and look good...thank you!
Movie of the Week: Bruno: Delicious Journey's Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt....hahaha the title says it all!
Bar of the Week: ULTRA SUPPER CLUB - Toronto, Canada. Incredible views, celebrity clientele, a great bar and gorgeous people everywhere. If price isn't an issue, check this place out. Spotted: Paris Hilton, David Beckham, The Hills girls, Lady Gaga, Lindsay Lohan and many more.
Movie of the Week: Bruno: Delicious Journey's Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt....hahaha the title says it all!
Bar of the Week: ULTRA SUPPER CLUB - Toronto, Canada. Incredible views, celebrity clientele, a great bar and gorgeous people everywhere. If price isn't an issue, check this place out. Spotted: Paris Hilton, David Beckham, The Hills girls, Lady Gaga, Lindsay Lohan and many more.
This Week's - What not to Wear
MEN - Would all the guys wearing flip flops in the downtown core of a city...PLEASE STOP! Flops are for the beach or a casual type of setting, not in a dirty place where you have dirty, sweating feet.
WOMEN - Why in the hell are so many women still wearing black at this time of year? It's summer, sunny and hot, so DO NOT wear black. This is your chance ladies, to glam up, look your best and show off your tan. Colours, dresses, white and being sexy is what summer is all about.
MEN - Would all the guys wearing flip flops in the downtown core of a city...PLEASE STOP! Flops are for the beach or a casual type of setting, not in a dirty place where you have dirty, sweating feet.
WOMEN - Why in the hell are so many women still wearing black at this time of year? It's summer, sunny and hot, so DO NOT wear black. This is your chance ladies, to glam up, look your best and show off your tan. Colours, dresses, white and being sexy is what summer is all about.
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Black or White? It Still Matters
We've Come A Long Way But Still A Ways To Go
As much as certain members of society would like to believe that we as a worldwide community have taken major steps in the slow walk to equal rights, how far has mankind really come? Specifically, I want to look at the race issue. Does it matter what colour your skin is when a police officer pulls you over? What about when you go into a job interview? How about the people we see on Television? It's pretty clear that television is still dominated by white folk, but I'm not about to blame who you think.
In movies and on television the actors and anchors are always dominated by white people. But, there is ALWAYS a token black person, a token Asian person and usually a token brown person. Why is this? Probably to keep a few backgrounds happy and ensure that the movie or show isn't considered "racist." It's a small step to equality but what does a channel like Black Entertainment Television (BET) represent?
An entire channel dedicated to black people? Are you fucking kidding me. A race that considers itself as one that wants equal treatment and equal rights has channel with all black entertainment? This is a step in the wrong direction. Obviously BET has been around for many years now, but it's about time someone stepped up and got them off the air, or at least made some noise about their racial issues. Could you imagine if there was a White Entertainment Television? Shit would hit the fan and all other races would be furious.
The reason this has caught my attention once again, is the debate of whether Michael Jackson wanted to be black or white. Although that topic is of absolutely no interest to me, since he was screwed up anyways, but hearing African-American people on television saying things like "Michael deserves the same respect that Elvis and Sinatra received" which has rubbed me the wrong way. It seems like the race card always needs to be played. How can you compare MJ to either of those legends? You can't. Although MJ was acquitted for all charges he faced, those individuals didn't have anywhere near the same legal problems Michael did. Jackson will go down in history as different things to different people...no matter if he wanted to be black or white. The point being that it should not matter what colour your skin is in any facet of life. But, with television channels such as BET, we as a society will not be able to move forward fast enough.
Sports Today: Former NFL Quarterback Steve McNair, 36, was murdered by his 20 year old girlfriend in a murder-suicide over the weekend. That's fucked up and the world lost a great guy.
Look for some activity in the NBA by Wednesday when the league announces the salary cap for the season. Rumours are flying.
What's On TV Tonight: Well, it's not tonight per say but the replay may be on and can't be missed. That is the MICHAEL JACKSON MEMORIAL from Los Angeles. R.I.P. MJ.
Quote of the Day: Ari Gold - Entourage "Listen Lloyd, I want you to put all my files, folders, binders, everything into a box! If you find a used condom, an executioner's mask, and a fucking spike paddle, don't think, just pack that bitch! Chop Suey!"Thumbs Up: Thumbs up to amazing festivals around the world. This weekend in Korea...MUD FEST!! Enjoy!
Thumbs Down: Thumbs down to the "Bruno" Movie marketing team. How many different clips are you going to show before the movie premieres? Leave something for the theatre. Thanks.
Song of the Day: Michael Jackson - Heal the World (In honour of the King of Pop)
Movie of the Week: Bruno: Delicious Journey's Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt
Bar of the Week: ULTRA SUPPER CLUB - Toronto, Canada. Incredible views, celebrity clientele, a great bar and gorgeous people everywhere. If price isn't an issue, check this place out. Spotted: Paris Hilton, David Beckham, The Hills girls, Lady Gaga, Lindsay Lohan, and many more.
What Not To Wear:
Men - would all you guys wearing flip flops and walking around in downtown cities PLEASE stop. Flops are for the beach or a very casual setting...not the downtown of a major city.
Women - Why in the HELL are so many women still wearing black? It's summer. It's daytime. It's hot. It's sunny. DO NOT wear black in the summer. This is your chance to glam up, look your best and show off your tan. Colours, dresses, white and being sexy is what summer is all about.
Friday, July 3, 2009
Men and Younger Females
Why Do Men Truly Like Younger Women?
Have you ladies ever wondered, "Why do the men my age like younger girls?" It seems like a simple answer such as: she's in better shape than me, she has a cute innocence about her, or maybe even that she's more likely to not have had as many sexual partners. Every woman has her own opinion as to why most men prefer younger girls, but I'm going to tell you the truth as to why.
Men are very intrigued by younger women in both a physical and mental manner. There is clearly the thought by men, and it is usually true, that younger women have less experience with guys. Therefore, they come across cleaner, more fit and a lot more innocent which is a major turn on for men. The thought that a girl hasn't been with very many sexual partners is just as hot, if not hotter, than a women who is experience in the bedroom. This gives the male the thought that they are in control, being the elder person.
Another attractive quality that younger women carry is that they seem to look up to the male a little bit more than maybe a more mature woman. This meaning that since the male is older, he has had many more experiences in his life. Traveling, schooling, sexual experiences, etc. are all factors in the "experience" category. The interest that younger women show in a man's stories, without there being some sort of competition like you sometimes see with older women, is very sexy and appealing to the male. You feel in control and important. And what guy doesn't want to feel important?
Finally, I believe that men like women younger than themselves because the male is sometimes intimidated by a strong, confident, mature woman. This is clearly an issue with certain men and it is quite sad. If a man feels less superior to a women of similar or older age, then that man has problems with himself and is a pussy for resorting to younger women. Therefore, he resorts to younger women to make himself feel more important. Selfish and coward come to mind when I think of men who do that. Suck it up, get your shit together and go after girls of all ages and not just the poor innocent youngin's.
In the end, date who you like. Age shouldn't be an issue considering it is only a number. Maturity levels vary by the person and not by their age.
Be sure to tune in early next week to see my Matchmaker Reality TV Date debut.
Have a great weekend y'all and we'll see YOU on Monday! Cheers.
Thanks for dropping by,
RP
Thumbs Up: Thumbs up to Michael Jackson for leaving his greedy, asshole father out of his will. Ain't karma a bitch Dad? *Note: Michael Jackson memorial on Tuesday at 1pm.
Thumbs Down: Thumbs down to Sarah Palin. The Governor of Alaska is stepping down for no apparent reason. Reports indicate it's so she can focus on a bid for the 2012 Republican nomination for president. Ha ha. If that doesn't make you laugh then what does? On the bright side, at least that will be an even bigger win for President Obama and a guaranteed second term.
Song of the Day: Jason Mraz - I'm Yours
Quote of the Day: "If they offer me a US$35-million a year extension, I'll sign it right now. I won't even read the contract." - Shaquille O'Neal, Cleveland Cavaliers newest star.
Have you ladies ever wondered, "Why do the men my age like younger girls?" It seems like a simple answer such as: she's in better shape than me, she has a cute innocence about her, or maybe even that she's more likely to not have had as many sexual partners. Every woman has her own opinion as to why most men prefer younger girls, but I'm going to tell you the truth as to why.
Men are very intrigued by younger women in both a physical and mental manner. There is clearly the thought by men, and it is usually true, that younger women have less experience with guys. Therefore, they come across cleaner, more fit and a lot more innocent which is a major turn on for men. The thought that a girl hasn't been with very many sexual partners is just as hot, if not hotter, than a women who is experience in the bedroom. This gives the male the thought that they are in control, being the elder person.
Another attractive quality that younger women carry is that they seem to look up to the male a little bit more than maybe a more mature woman. This meaning that since the male is older, he has had many more experiences in his life. Traveling, schooling, sexual experiences, etc. are all factors in the "experience" category. The interest that younger women show in a man's stories, without there being some sort of competition like you sometimes see with older women, is very sexy and appealing to the male. You feel in control and important. And what guy doesn't want to feel important?
Finally, I believe that men like women younger than themselves because the male is sometimes intimidated by a strong, confident, mature woman. This is clearly an issue with certain men and it is quite sad. If a man feels less superior to a women of similar or older age, then that man has problems with himself and is a pussy for resorting to younger women. Therefore, he resorts to younger women to make himself feel more important. Selfish and coward come to mind when I think of men who do that. Suck it up, get your shit together and go after girls of all ages and not just the poor innocent youngin's.
In the end, date who you like. Age shouldn't be an issue considering it is only a number. Maturity levels vary by the person and not by their age.
Be sure to tune in early next week to see my Matchmaker Reality TV Date debut.
Have a great weekend y'all and we'll see YOU on Monday! Cheers.
Thanks for dropping by,
RP
Thumbs Up: Thumbs up to Michael Jackson for leaving his greedy, asshole father out of his will. Ain't karma a bitch Dad? *Note: Michael Jackson memorial on Tuesday at 1pm.
Thumbs Down: Thumbs down to Sarah Palin. The Governor of Alaska is stepping down for no apparent reason. Reports indicate it's so she can focus on a bid for the 2012 Republican nomination for president. Ha ha. If that doesn't make you laugh then what does? On the bright side, at least that will be an even bigger win for President Obama and a guaranteed second term.
Song of the Day: Jason Mraz - I'm Yours
Quote of the Day: "If they offer me a US$35-million a year extension, I'll sign it right now. I won't even read the contract." - Shaquille O'Neal, Cleveland Cavaliers newest star.
Thursday, July 2, 2009
God Bless CANADA...& Here's Why! *Sports Special As Well*
First off, hope y'all had a great holiday Wednesday in Canada. If you didn't have the day off, hopefully you were able to enjoy your evening. Back to work today!
Canada Day is a day where all Canadians; white, black, Asian, Muslim, etc. celebrate our glorious nation that we all call home. As Canadians we are very proud and passionate to be from the Great White North, highlighted by people who travel...ya never want to be mixed in with those Yanks ha ha just kidding my American friends. This is a day to celebrate being Canadian but also to remember where it all began. Getting lost in the celebration is the fact that we must thank the generations of people, fighters, troops and others for allowing us to have the privilege to live in one of the safest, cleanest, friendliest places on the planet. God bless Canada!
* Please see a list of FAMOUS CANADIANS at the bottom of this blog.
Big Day in Sports
Yesterday was a pretty busy day in sports, specifically in the National Hockey League.
First off, Ottawa Senator Dany Heatley has rejected, for now, a trade that would have sent him to Edmonton. Who the hell does this assassin think he is? You demand a trade and now you want to pick and choose where you end up? I wouldn't want that prick on my team and I pray he doesn't make Team Canada's Olympic squad.
The Toronto Maple Leafs did what they said they would do...get tougher. They signed Mike Komisarek and Colton Orr, while also acquiring Garnet Exelby. Skill players will come eventually but Leafs GM Bryan Burke put his no bullshit, rough style stamp on this team. They have also signed Mikhail Grabovski to a three-year extension. Look for Brian Burke to make a huge pitch for Columbus' and Toronto native Rick Nash in a trade this season or if he makes it to free agency, then a huge contract offer will be on the table.
The Montreal Canadiens were also very busy. After acquiring Scott Gomez, they signed Mike Cammalleri to a 5-year, $30 million contract. Also, they put pen to paper with Brian Gionta on a 5-year, $25 million contract. Addition while subtracting does not usually work in sports. Therefore, I feel the Habs took a step sideways this off season so far and will struggle next year once again.
Marian Hossa, the bridesmaid and never the bride, scored huge with Chicago on a 12-year, yes 12 years, and $63 million. Are they crazy? He has never won a thing and disappears in crunch time. Ask Ottawa, Pittsburgh and Detroit. YIKES to this signing.
Vancouver was able to resign the Sedin sisters yesterday. The boys who can't go anywhere without the other will be in Hong-couver for the next 5 years at $61 million each...matching contracts...what a shocker. Look for them to disappear this season after signing their big contracts. Also, the Canucks lost their top D-man in Ohlund. Have the Canucks improved at all?
The Oilers are being handcuffed right now by the aforementioned asshole in Dany Heatley. They want him...bad. After Ales Kotalik who do they have to score? What will help is finally having a number one goalie after all these years. Nikolai Khabibulin has signed for 4 years and $15 million...a great deal.
There was much movement on the first day of free agency. Look for things to cool off while players sit and wait for contracts or mull over what they've been offered. Check tsn.ca for all the other transactions.
The NBA had a SLOW first day of free agency. All to report would be that Kobe Bryant did NOT opt out of his current contract, Ben Gordon left Chicago for Detroit and joining him in Motown will be Charlie Villaneuva.
The Canadian Football League started their season last night...WOO HOO. Toronto beat Hamilton and Montreal took care of the defending Champs in Calgary. No offence, but who cares? Let's get the NFL to Toronto and forget the CFL was ever here.
Thumbs Up: Thumbs up to all Canadians who got off their asses and went out to celebrate...wherever you may be in the world.
Thumbs Down: Thumbs down to Dany Heatley. Clearly this guy thinks he's the king for some odd reason. Having not won shit, killing his best friend while drunk driving and just being a greedy douche bag have gone to his head. You're a loser sir.
Quote of the Day: "Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted" - Asher Roth
Anyways, I will be back tomorrow with a great blog about WHY MEN LIKE YOUNG GIRLS. Get your answers here ladies. Also coming up early next week is the debut of my MATCHMAKER REALITY TV DATE. It will be posted very shortly. It is quite funny people. Finally, a shout out to Jonny B. Goode for helping out with the blog. Cheers mate.
Until tomorrow....
Thanks for dropping by.
RP
*Our favorite and most famous Canadians include:
Alexander Graham Bell - inventor of the telephone
James Naismith - inventor of basketball
Lorne Michaels - NBC
Wayne Gretzky - Hockey Player
Terry Fox - athlete who ran across Canada with no legs
Steve Nash - NBA player and 2-time MVP
Mike Weir - PGA golfer and Masters Champion
Peter Jennings - ABC Anchor
Joe Shuster - Creator of Superman
Jay Manuel - America's & Canada's Next Top Model judge and host
Bret Hart - wrestler
Conrad Black - Media mogul and jail bird
Actors:
Pamela Anderson, John Candy, William Shatner, Neve Campbell, Jim Carey, Kim Cattrall, Hayden Christiansen, Elisha Cuthbert, Michael J. Fox, Brendan Fraser, Ryan Gosling, Shenae Grimes, Tricia Helfer, Natasha Henstridge, Joshua Jackson, Eugene Levy, Evangeline Lilly, Rachel McAdams, Eric McCormack, Howie Mandel, Mike Myers, Sandra Oh, Matthew Perry, Jason Priestley, Keanu Reeves, Ryan Reynolds, Seth Rogen, Donald Sutherland, Kiefer Sutherland, Alan Thicke, Estella Warren, Alex Trebek, Paul Shaffer, and many more.
Musicians:
Drake, Bryan Adams, Paul Anka, Michael Bublé, Tom Cochrane, Leonard Cohen, Nelly Furtado, Robert Goulet, Kardinal Offishall, Diana Krall, Celine Dion, Nickelback, Billy Talent, Blue Rodeo, Avril Lavigne, RUSH, Alexis On Fire, The Trews, Our Lady Peace, Barenaked Ladies, Guess Who, Neil Young, Gordon Lightfoot, Anne Murray, Sum 41, The Tragically Hip, Sarah McLachlan and more.
AND of course: DAVID G. ELLIOTT
Canada Day is a day where all Canadians; white, black, Asian, Muslim, etc. celebrate our glorious nation that we all call home. As Canadians we are very proud and passionate to be from the Great White North, highlighted by people who travel...ya never want to be mixed in with those Yanks ha ha just kidding my American friends. This is a day to celebrate being Canadian but also to remember where it all began. Getting lost in the celebration is the fact that we must thank the generations of people, fighters, troops and others for allowing us to have the privilege to live in one of the safest, cleanest, friendliest places on the planet. God bless Canada!
* Please see a list of FAMOUS CANADIANS at the bottom of this blog.
Big Day in Sports
Yesterday was a pretty busy day in sports, specifically in the National Hockey League.
First off, Ottawa Senator Dany Heatley has rejected, for now, a trade that would have sent him to Edmonton. Who the hell does this assassin think he is? You demand a trade and now you want to pick and choose where you end up? I wouldn't want that prick on my team and I pray he doesn't make Team Canada's Olympic squad.
The Toronto Maple Leafs did what they said they would do...get tougher. They signed Mike Komisarek and Colton Orr, while also acquiring Garnet Exelby. Skill players will come eventually but Leafs GM Bryan Burke put his no bullshit, rough style stamp on this team. They have also signed Mikhail Grabovski to a three-year extension. Look for Brian Burke to make a huge pitch for Columbus' and Toronto native Rick Nash in a trade this season or if he makes it to free agency, then a huge contract offer will be on the table.
The Montreal Canadiens were also very busy. After acquiring Scott Gomez, they signed Mike Cammalleri to a 5-year, $30 million contract. Also, they put pen to paper with Brian Gionta on a 5-year, $25 million contract. Addition while subtracting does not usually work in sports. Therefore, I feel the Habs took a step sideways this off season so far and will struggle next year once again.
Marian Hossa, the bridesmaid and never the bride, scored huge with Chicago on a 12-year, yes 12 years, and $63 million. Are they crazy? He has never won a thing and disappears in crunch time. Ask Ottawa, Pittsburgh and Detroit. YIKES to this signing.
Vancouver was able to resign the Sedin sisters yesterday. The boys who can't go anywhere without the other will be in Hong-couver for the next 5 years at $61 million each...matching contracts...what a shocker. Look for them to disappear this season after signing their big contracts. Also, the Canucks lost their top D-man in Ohlund. Have the Canucks improved at all?
The Oilers are being handcuffed right now by the aforementioned asshole in Dany Heatley. They want him...bad. After Ales Kotalik who do they have to score? What will help is finally having a number one goalie after all these years. Nikolai Khabibulin has signed for 4 years and $15 million...a great deal.
There was much movement on the first day of free agency. Look for things to cool off while players sit and wait for contracts or mull over what they've been offered. Check tsn.ca for all the other transactions.
The NBA had a SLOW first day of free agency. All to report would be that Kobe Bryant did NOT opt out of his current contract, Ben Gordon left Chicago for Detroit and joining him in Motown will be Charlie Villaneuva.
The Canadian Football League started their season last night...WOO HOO. Toronto beat Hamilton and Montreal took care of the defending Champs in Calgary. No offence, but who cares? Let's get the NFL to Toronto and forget the CFL was ever here.
Thumbs Up: Thumbs up to all Canadians who got off their asses and went out to celebrate...wherever you may be in the world.
Thumbs Down: Thumbs down to Dany Heatley. Clearly this guy thinks he's the king for some odd reason. Having not won shit, killing his best friend while drunk driving and just being a greedy douche bag have gone to his head. You're a loser sir.
Quote of the Day: "Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted" - Asher Roth
Anyways, I will be back tomorrow with a great blog about WHY MEN LIKE YOUNG GIRLS. Get your answers here ladies. Also coming up early next week is the debut of my MATCHMAKER REALITY TV DATE. It will be posted very shortly. It is quite funny people. Finally, a shout out to Jonny B. Goode for helping out with the blog. Cheers mate.
Until tomorrow....
Thanks for dropping by.
RP
*Our favorite and most famous Canadians include:
Alexander Graham Bell - inventor of the telephone
James Naismith - inventor of basketball
Lorne Michaels - NBC
Wayne Gretzky - Hockey Player
Terry Fox - athlete who ran across Canada with no legs
Steve Nash - NBA player and 2-time MVP
Mike Weir - PGA golfer and Masters Champion
Peter Jennings - ABC Anchor
Joe Shuster - Creator of Superman
Jay Manuel - America's & Canada's Next Top Model judge and host
Bret Hart - wrestler
Conrad Black - Media mogul and jail bird
Actors:
Pamela Anderson, John Candy, William Shatner, Neve Campbell, Jim Carey, Kim Cattrall, Hayden Christiansen, Elisha Cuthbert, Michael J. Fox, Brendan Fraser, Ryan Gosling, Shenae Grimes, Tricia Helfer, Natasha Henstridge, Joshua Jackson, Eugene Levy, Evangeline Lilly, Rachel McAdams, Eric McCormack, Howie Mandel, Mike Myers, Sandra Oh, Matthew Perry, Jason Priestley, Keanu Reeves, Ryan Reynolds, Seth Rogen, Donald Sutherland, Kiefer Sutherland, Alan Thicke, Estella Warren, Alex Trebek, Paul Shaffer, and many more.
Musicians:
Drake, Bryan Adams, Paul Anka, Michael Bublé, Tom Cochrane, Leonard Cohen, Nelly Furtado, Robert Goulet, Kardinal Offishall, Diana Krall, Celine Dion, Nickelback, Billy Talent, Blue Rodeo, Avril Lavigne, RUSH, Alexis On Fire, The Trews, Our Lady Peace, Barenaked Ladies, Guess Who, Neil Young, Gordon Lightfoot, Anne Murray, Sum 41, The Tragically Hip, Sarah McLachlan and more.
AND of course: DAVID G. ELLIOTT
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
CANADA DAY SPECIAL EDITION - Sports Edition
Well, it is officially CANADA DAY! Happy 142nd Birthday to the glorious nation. Get out in red and white and be proud to be Canadian and remember all the men and women who lost their lives making this a safe, clean, respected and free nation! THANK YOU!This blog will become a special Sports Edition with all the action about to start tomorrow with NBA and NHL free agency opening.
BREAKING NEWS at this hour - Dany Heatley has been traded to the Edmonton Oilers. In return, Ottawa will receive Andrew Cogliano, Dustin Penner and Ladislav Smid. Because this transaction will go through before midnight, Edmonton will be on the hook for the $4 million signing bonus he is due to receive on July 1st. (Dany Heatley is now sleeping on the offer. There was confusion on when the $4 million signing bonus was due. Seems that it is Wednesday night at 11:59pm is when it's due.)
A major signing only hours ago was Jay Bouwmeester agreeing to terms with the Calgary Flames on a 5-year deal worth $6.6 million per season. Good on Daryl Sutter for being able to get this done before the feeding frenzy tomorrow.
Considering it is CANADA DAY on Wednesday, look for the other 4 Canadian teams to be quite active in the free agent frenzy tomorrow beginning at noon. I'll have as many updates as possible as well as a round-up tomorrow night! ENJOY!
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