SCREWING A CLAIMED WOMAN!

Well, I'm back from a week vacation. Took in some sun, booze, girls, bars, food...lots of food, and all in all a great time off. Glad to be back though!!

So, in the past we've talked about cheating. How you feel, what you should and shouldn't do, etc. But what happens when you sleep with someone who has a boyfriend and you're single?

There are people out there who feel really bad, almost as awful as if they themselves had cheated. Then there are others, like myself, who just don't give a shit.

If I'm single and a woman has a boyfriend and we decide to bang one night, well let's just say my conscience is clear. A small, very small, part of me feels bad for the poor loser who's girlfriend it is that I just railed and who's a whore but in the end a relationship like that may not work out in the end anyways...so fuck it.

There's a difference when you sleep with a married woman though. Marriage is something you shouldn't really fuck with. Has it happened to some of us? Of course. Would I recommend getting involved in that situation? Absolutely not. To many things can go wrong and could cause so many issues. Don't even get me started on a person who is married with kids. The whole MILF thing is definitely a turn on, but just go find that single soccer mom to play with rather than the risk of breaking up a family.

Now, how you figure out if a girl is taken or not in a short period of time.

When you start chatting up a broad at a bar, you start connecting with this person and you can tell she's feelin' you too, but then drops that hideous "I have a boyfriend" comment...what do you do? Most gentlemen will continue the conversation and be happy to know they have a new friend. Most assholes will find a reason to take off within minutes. I mean, what's the point in sticking around if the girl isn't able to help out with the tent you're pitching under the table? This is why you have to bottom line it to the bitch immediately.

A lot of fools out there just don't have the confidence to even start a conversation with a member of the opposite sex, let alone drop the bottom line 5 minutes into a conversation. I'm not telling you to say "Are we going to fuck tonight or what?" No, no, no. You have to throw it into the conversation casually. An example is: the conversation's going well and she says to you "Yeah, I did go to The Killers concert last week, did you go?" Response, "No, I was volunteering at a homeless shelter. Who did you go with anyways? Your boyfriend?" That tiny, little comment/question in a flirty, non-intrusive, cute type of way will get you an answer without coming across as a creep...it's gold.

If a woman does indeed have a boyfriend and you're still interested in trying to get her into bed, don't worry, there's still a shot. You have to do three things. First, you must continue the conversation as if she never even mentioned her boyfriend. This confidence will shine through and the lack of questions or information you offer about her boyfriend will show that you don't find him to be any type of competition. Second, when she brings him up in conversation (she almost always will) it'll be in a naggy type of way. Through chatting with this chick for a while, you have built a trust. Therefore, she feels somewhat comfortable to maybe complain to you about his little cons. Take advantage of this. If she says "He just isn't as interested in the things I like anymore", then you must reply with a "Well, that sucks. Maybe you guys are just different." On top of that, you must revert back to something she mentioned she was interested in from earlier in the discussion. Example: shopping. Here's what the conversation will look like if the female mentioned shopping as one of the things she likes to do for fun earlier in the conversation:
Girl - "He just doesn't seem to want to be involved in anything I'm interested in anymore"
Guy - "Oh, that's no good. Maybe you guys are just drifting apart. Does he like shopping?"
Girl - "No, he hates it. He hates coming with me to the mall."
Guy - "That's not good at all. I LOVE SHOPPING. WE SHOULD GO SOMETIME."
As cheesy as that sounds, if it is said in that flirty manner I mentioned earlier it will show that you have a common interest, but most importantly it will show you were paying attention to everything talked about earlier in the conversation.

Finally, if those basic steps fail then you just have to resort to booze. Get her all boozed up, loosen her up to make some bad decisions and open up to you. This has definitely worked for millions of men around the world and y'all know that won't change anytime soon.

If you don't care about playing 'hide the tip' with a female who has a boyfriend then get out there and do some damage. Whether you must work hard for it or not, you can usually find a girl who will end up cheating on her boyfriend if she finds the right guy that night. HE could be YOU. There's only a few rules: NEVER bang a friend's girlfriend unless they want that extra cock flyin' around, don't do it with married women, and make sure you're discreet about it. Don't want to have some psycho fuck banging at your door at dick-head o'clock in the morning looking to chop off your little member.

Thanks for dropping by,

Rick Perch

RANDOM RANT

- San Diego Charger, Shawne Merriman has been charged with assaulting Tila Tequila. According to him he was keeping her from driving drunk, to her he strangled her. I believe him, but their both fucked. PS - the proper way to spell his name is SHAWN/SEAN...where did that "E" come from you fucking moron? I guess it's not as bad as CHONE Figgins (sounds like Shawn).

- Girls who dress is white are usually the most gorgeous women on the planet. If you're hot and can pull it off then you up yourself to gorgeous. If you're decent looking then you improve to hot. Ladies, start wearing WHITE!

- If you didn't see the Oregon/Boise State football game this past weekend, that's fine. If you missed the highlight of the punch after the game then you're living in a fucking hole. The white dude deserves a suspension for taunting as well in my league. Check it out www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8ojSurhmEk&feature=fvw

- If you missed Ellen Degeneres today it was the start of her 7th season. What better way to kick it off than with David Beckham and Lady Gaga...amazing show!!

- The Toronto International Film Festival kicks off this Thursday. Hollywood, New York and the rest of the world will invade Toronto for just over 2 weeks. It's going to be huge. MEGAN FOX arrived on Tuesday and has been spotted all over with boyfriend Brian Austin Green who is in the city filming a movie. More TIFF news over the coming days.

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